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- #!/usr/bin/env python3
- # vim: tabstop=4 shiftwidth=4 expandtab
- import random
- def getsig():
- epilogues = [
- "That's all for now, folks.",
- "Thank your friendly geminaut neighbour.",
- "Honour to you and your house!",
- "No camels were harmed when generating this page.",
- "'Be like water.' -- Bruce Lee",
- "Have you written a gemlog post today?",
- "If a warp reactor explodes and there's no one there to survive it, is still Spock?",
- "If I had a penny for every link here I'd have... coins!",
- "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!",
- "Zen take a nap. Zen fire ze missiles!",
- "🚀️ FWOOOOOOOSH!",
- "Will it blend?",
- "You're not paranoid if they're really after you.",
- "Take me to your leader!",
- "Hail Hydra!",
- "I love the smell of gemtext in the morning. It smells like... UTF-8.",
- "You're as beautiful as the first time you visited.",
- "Have you noticed that the Antenna page is a gemsub feed? Neat, right?",
- "Don't worry. You'll be alright.",
- "Is it a bird? Is it plane? No, it's...",
- "Did you watch the game last night?",
- "Heeere, kitty, kitty, kitty...",
- "IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!",
- "Never underestimate the power of coffee.",
- "The pen is mightier than the sword, but a big ol' mechanical keyboard is hard to beat.",
- "Take a step towards realizing your dream today.",
- "Beep boop. Pling plong.",
- "ERROR: Everything is fine. Seriously. Totally okay.",
- "Geminispace is bigger than you thought, isn't it?",
- "If these words could talk!",
- "I'm really glad you popped by ❤️",
- "Which of the above posts made you happier?",
- "Remember to water your plant!",
- "Powered by tea and chocolate.",
- "Making a list of random strings to add here was the most fun part of writing Antenna.",
- "Where's my sonic screwdriver?",
- "Soon may the Wellerman come!",
- "Please like and subscribe!",
- "Don't postpone something you can avoid entirely.",
- "Use the Vorpal sword to kill the Jabberwocky!",
- "What about second breakfast?",
- "Never attribute to malice that which is obviously caused by a crappy shell script and a forgotten cron job.",
- "I'm pretty sure nobody reads this.",
- "Life was a box of chocolate. I ate it.",
- "A rose by any other name is still not as hardy as a dandelion.",
- "I salute you, friend!",
- "The Tea-Rex is my favourite dinosaur.",
- "I feel like dancing!",
- "Frankie say relax.",
- "It's okay to feed me after midnight.",
- "So many single points of failure...",
- "A priest, a rabbi, and an imam went to an internet café. They all read smolZINE and said \"This is awesome!\".",
- "Hasta la vista, baby.",
- "Antenna is independent from political parties. And gravity.",
- "If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck then it's a really good imitation.",
- "This weather, aye?",
- "There is no spoon.",
- "What's the carbon footprint of the first Death Star?",
- "Forged in the fires of Mount Doom!",
- "A right by the Moon, a left at Saturn, then a right again by the first black hole.",
- "No added sugar!",
- "Your sunshine on a rainy day.",
- "Off with her head!",
- "The hills are alive with a sound of EDM, or as I like to call it: music.",
- "It was like that when I got here.",
- "Are we saving the world AGAIN?",
- "Daleks, Uruk-Hais, Stormtroopers, Borg. Who'd win?",
- "Sent from my NASA Mars Rover.",
- "Check out #gemini on irc.tilde.chat",
- "I am invincible!",
- "The Infantile Vampire Paradox: centuries old vampires going through coming-of-age drama.",
- "DEBUG: This string was inserted here.",
- "It's always Friday somewhere in the galaxy.",
- "A short time ago in a house very very near you...",
- "They floated in the sky just like bricks never do.",
- "Romeo, Romeo. Why art though, dude?",
- "Are werewolves on other planets still affected by our moon's cycle?",
- "Was it good for you too?",
- "BANZAIIII!",
- "Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom MUSHROOM!",
- "Welcome to the Hunger Games!",
- "Load up the gemlog cannon. Prepare to post!",
- "On a long enough time scale the web will eventually die.",
- "Beware of the velociraptors.",
- "EXTREMITIES!",
- ":q!",
- "Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping.",
- "I ♊ U",
- "Hey, Geminispace! Where are all the cats!?",
- "I aim to misbehave.",
- "Heads or tails?",
- "He shoots! He scoooooores!!",
- "Bacon is good for me!",
- "Apple pie is everybody's second favourite pie.",
- "GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING GEMINIIIII!",
- "GAME OVER, MAN!",
- "Beam me up, Scotty.",
- "Running diagnostics.",
- "Keep your luggage secured in the overhead compartment or in front of your legs.",
- "Run, Forrest! Run!",
- "Loading...",
- "Puny god.",
- "What star sign are you? Gemini?",
- "Wow! You look great!",
- "Shaken, not stirred.",
- "We're not in Kansas anymore.",
- "Geminaut, noun: a person visiting geminispace. Plural: geminauts; collective: a crew of.",
- "Limited Edition!",
- "You know what else has layers? Cakes!",
- "Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.",
- "Nobody puts baby in a corner.",
- "I just lost the game.",
- "Waaaaaasssssuuuuup!",
- "Version 8 coming soon!",
- "They killed Kenny!",
- "Do NOT microwave your dog!",
- "(V)(;,,;)(V) WOOB WOOB WOOB",
- "'64 trilobites is enough for everyone' -- Charles Darwin",
- "It ain't over 'til it's over.",
- "Buffer overflow!",
- "Who let the logs out!?",
- "Yo, dog! Who put Antenna in Antenna? 😂",
- "It's never too late to give up.",
- "Don't forget the cover sheet on the TPS report.",
- "PC LOAD LETTER",
- "We'll soon have flying cars.",
- "Escape From New York took place in 1997.",
- "Parental Advisory: Exquisite Content",
- "The best things in life are free (as in beer).",
- "How could Curiosity kill the cat? There are no cats on Mars.",
- "Backup your data!",
- "Don't be Evil inc.",
- "No paine, no grain.",
- "When the going gets tough, I rest for a bit.",
- "You actually catch more flies with vinegar.",
- "The cloud is not someone else's computer. It's actually water vapour.",
- "If you want something done right, you have to micromanage.",
- "The enemy of my enemy is my frenemy?",
- "There's no place like $HOME",
- "If time is money, is a financial transaction time travel?",
- "Two heads are better than one. Ask Zaphod Beeblebrox.",
- "Donate to charity!",
- "Support your favourite FOSS projects ❤️",
- "Winter is coming.",
- "Hold the door! Hold the door!",
- "Scream and shout, and let it all out.",
- "Are we there yet?",
- ]
- return epilogues[random.randint(0,len(epilogues)-1)]
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