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- Copyright (c) 2012 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved.
- Use of this useless file is governed by a BSD-style license that can be
- found in the LICENSE file.
- This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make
- any modification below this line.
- =========================================================================
- Let's make a story. Add one sentence for every commit:
- CHAPTER 1.0:
- It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at
- occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which
- swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along
- the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that
- struggled against the darkness. A hooded figure emerged.
- It was a Domo-Kun. "What took you so long?", inquired his wife.
- Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the
- waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle,
- no matter how burnt", he snickered.
- The pause was filled with the sound of thunder.
- CHAPTER 2.0:
- The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny.
- The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles
- with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate,
- like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as
- his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of
- images coming from the past flowed through his mind.
- "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly
- overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about
- when the fan was last cleaned.
- There was a poignant pause.
- CHAPTER 3.0:
- Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he
- began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done
- that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed him so far.
- Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable
- horror that had occurred, just the week before.
- Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushis with waffles anyway? It's like
- salmon in a cereal bowl.
- CHAPTER 4:
- The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He
- wondered where the sushi came from. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple?
- CHAPTER 5:
- Many years later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest,
- well-intentioned Domo-Kun.
- Another day in the life...
- TRUISMS (1978-1983)
- JENNY HOLZER
- A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY
- A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS
- A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER
- A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF
- A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
- A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN
- This commit will change the world as we know it.
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