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  1. Album: Cool and new Volume V
  2. Date: August 20, 2016 12:00:01
  3. Date Added: March 5, 2023
  4. Cover Artists:
  5. - miraculousAvantgarde
  6. Cover Art File Extension: png
  7. Track Art File Extension: png
  8. Color: '#9ea1a8'
  9. Groups:
  10. - Cool and New Music Team
  11. - Fandom
  12. URLs:
  13. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-v
  14. - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9FLnl23tP3M-b_4SYc9rTM
  15. Art Tags:
  16. - Consorts
  17. - Frogs
  18. Additional Files:
  19. - Title: Album Booklet
  20. Files:
  21. - Volume V Commentary.pdf
  22. Commentary: |-
  23. <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
  24. Remix album of "[[Doctor]]" by [[artist:buzinkai|George Buzinkai]]
  25. George Buzinkai wrote unique, memorable pieces such as [[Endless Climb]] and the aforementioned Doctor for Homestuck. She's an inspiration to all fan musicians such as us, and without his melodies spreading throughout the Homestuck discography - with 30 tracks containing the Doctor melody as a whole - Homestuck wouldn't be the same without her.
  26. Lately, Buzinkai's life situation hasn't been very good, to put it in blunt terms. To say the least, she is not in a situation where she can produce more music for our ears to behold to. And without our help, she might be stuck that way.
  27. So if Doctor, or any of Buzinkai's contributions for that matter, has ever passed through your eardrums (possibly resulting in a permanent eargasm), ~~please consider supporting [[album:qualia|her upcoming album]]. Thank you.~~
  28. UPDATE: Since the release of this album, George Buzinkai has passed away. They were an inspiration to all of us and will be sorely missed. Rest In Peace, George.
  29. <i>XenoZane:</i>
  30. ([CANWC Volume 3 Trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-PC121GotA))
  31. <i>Ngame:</i>
  32. ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHjiWhS4Zks&t=2h09m16s))
  33. ---
  34. Track: Doctar
  35. Artists:
  36. - Cerulean
  37. Cover Artists:
  38. - jakkyr
  39. Duration: '02:34'
  40. URLs:
  41. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctar
  42. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hsbC34BgZI
  43. Art Tags:
  44. - Jhon
  45. - LoWaS
  46. Referenced Tracks:
  47. - Doctor
  48. Commentary: |-
  49. <i>jakkyr:</i>
  50. my thought process went "ok i'll make jhon and the art for doctor is of johns planet and that as glowing mushrooms, i'll draw a glowing mushroom, oops i had it in 32 bit and now i have to make it down to 16 bit so i can actually save it, holy fuck i broke it"
  51. ---
  52. Track: Orderly
  53. Artists:
  54. - Bin
  55. Cover Artists:
  56. - Griever
  57. Duration: 0:23
  58. URLs:
  59. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/orderly
  60. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DibQ6hzSRgA
  61. Art Tags:
  62. - Jhon
  63. Referenced Tracks:
  64. - Doctor
  65. Lyrics: |-
  66. ([Unintelligible] Wait, something's going on with his EKG. What's wrong with him? I don't know, but this doesn't look good. We're losing him! He's dead.)
  67. Commentary: |-
  68. <i>Bin:</i>
  69. For the longest time, I've felt that the track "Doctor", featured as track number 37 on the album "Homestuck Vol. 1-4" has gone unfairly unnoticed by the majority of Homestuckies and Buzinkai fans alike. Inspiration struck one day, and I decided to give this hidden gem some love. In a creative fervor, I threw open Audacity and sampled a heart rate monitor, musical senses coming to life as I pitched each individual beep. I was on a roll at this point, and a second wave of inspiration hit me where I least expected it. I pulled out my microphone and poured my soul into every voiceclip, the spirit of doctors everywhere flowing through me. With my newly acquired "medical license", I performed invasive surgery on the track, in a manner of speaking, and ended up with something I was more or less happy with. I'm pretty sure the song is only like twenty seconds long, so it wasn't really that hard, but I'm still proud of the achievement. On a side note, Buzinkai actually intentionally made the song to sound like a heart rate monitor, as he revealed in his [explanation thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsG71P_zEIE), but I didn't know this until a few days after I made the track. I found that to be a funny coincidence.
  70. Anyway, this song took me around ten minutes to make, so I hope you enjoy it.
  71. <i>Griever:</i>
  72. These were pretty alright, they were just memes. The first is loss.jpg.
  73. ---
  74. Track: Lambda Doctor
  75. Artists:
  76. - artist:kobacat
  77. Cover Artists:
  78. - Toast
  79. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  80. Duration: '01:01'
  81. URLs:
  82. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/lambda-doctor
  83. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgXBsQwuEYg
  84. Art Tags:
  85. - John
  86. - Jade
  87. Referenced Tracks:
  88. - Doctor (Original Loop)
  89. - Lambda Core
  90. Sampled Tracks:
  91. - Doctor (Original Loop)
  92. - Lambda Core
  93. Commentary: |-
  94. <i>artist:kobacat:</i>
  95. I was struggling with trying to find a good song to mashup with Doctor for the album and I decided to try one of the tracks from Black Mesa Source. I tried a few that didn't really quite work out, but finally managed to settle with mashing it up with Lambda Core from BM:S. The song had a pretty similar tempo and it didn't come across as too different from Doctor so it worked pretty well. Considering I was hoping on making a non-shitty mashup (which will be up to you if it's a shitty mashup of two songs or not), I think this worked pretty well as making a decent and sort-of serious track for the album, and I'm glad I was able to mashup a song from one of my favorite games for the album.
  96. ---
  97. Track: Is there a doctor in the house?
  98. Artists:
  99. - '413'
  100. Cover Artists:
  101. - XenoZane
  102. Duration: '02:28'
  103. URLs:
  104. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/is-there-a-doctor-in-the-house
  105. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-P24zE1GlA
  106. Art Tags:
  107. - Jhon
  108. - Earth
  109. Referenced Tracks:
  110. - Doctor
  111. Commentary: |-
  112. <i>XenoZane:</i>
  113. I couldn't get GIMP working and I was on my laptop so I threw this together in like 5 seconds lol
  114. ---
  115. Track: D o c t o r w a ve
  116. Directory: doctorwave
  117. Artists:
  118. - ft-rj
  119. Cover Artists:
  120. - ft-rj
  121. Duration: '03:49'
  122. URLs:
  123. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/d-o-c-t-o-r-w-a-ve
  124. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwNDAyxn4sg
  125. Art Tags:
  126. - LoWaS
  127. Referenced Tracks:
  128. - Doctor
  129. Sampled Tracks:
  130. - Doctor
  131. ---
  132. Track: The Doctor
  133. Artists:
  134. - No Funny Name
  135. Cover Artists:
  136. - No Funny Name
  137. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  138. Duration: 0:54
  139. URLs:
  140. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-doctor
  141. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFaQwfcuRc8
  142. Art Tags:
  143. - LoWaS
  144. Referenced Tracks:
  145. - Doctor Who Theme
  146. Commentary: |-
  147. <i>No Funny Name:</i>
  148. So. It's been a month. I've been living in a reclused part of China without any internet access. For the longest time I couldn't stand the thought of coming back to the community tha I let down, but I decided last week that was no way to live so I came back. I was surprised when I came back to civilisation and found literally singles of supportive messages from fans and fellow music team members. I don't think I have confidence in myself yet I can't stress how important those two messages are to me. Especially the one from someone on the music team. It contained software that allows even the most untalented person to make good sounding music.
  149. Anyway I arrived back around a day before these songs have to be released and apparently this album is doctor themed? I don't know what this song is so I just searched for "The Doctor Song" and made a remix of that as I'm not confident enough to make anything original yet. Hope you enjoy.
  150. ---
  151. Track: 7 DOCTOR
  152. Artists:
  153. - Wheals
  154. Cover Artists:
  155. - miraculousAvantgarde
  156. Duration: 0:56
  157. URLs:
  158. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/7-doctor
  159. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BpU__TEQw
  160. Art Tags:
  161. - John
  162. - Consorts
  163. Referenced Tracks:
  164. - Doctor
  165. - Meet the Flintstones
  166. Commentary: |-
  167. <i>Wheals:</i>
  168. The idea for a Flintstones rip of Doctor was originally by Difarem, but he got busy and coudn't get around to working on the song in time. By that point, though, the art had already been made and it was just too perfect to leave unused. So I loaded up the PXTone project Difarem made (really, he did the hard part of the work here) and threw in some Grand Dad at various points and voices. PXTone is a pretty cool program, though I think I still prefer DAWs where the text on instrument names/labels is actually readable
  169. ---
  170. Track: Dr. Doctor, PhD
  171. Artists:
  172. - Pipko Fanfare
  173. Cover Artists:
  174. - Cosmogyral1
  175. Duration: '01:34'
  176. URLs:
  177. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-doctor-phd
  178. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N-xYjn2YuU
  179. Art Tags:
  180. - Jhon
  181. Referenced Tracks:
  182. - Doctor
  183. Lyrics: |-
  184. Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor)
  185. Doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc—)
  186. Doctor doctor doctor (Tor)
  187. Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor doctor doctor)
  188. Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor)
  189. Doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc—)
  190. Doctor doctor doctor (Tor)
  191. Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor doctor doctor)
  192. Doc (Doctor, doctor)
  193. Doctor doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doctor, doctor, doctor doctor)
  194. Doc (Doctor, doctor)
  195. Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc, ter doctor doctor)
  196. Doc (Doctor, doctor) (Doctor doctor PhD)
  197. Doctor doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doctor, doctor, doctor doctor) (Doctor doctor doctor doctor doc doctor doctor doctor)
  198. Doc (Doctor, doctor) (Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor PhD yeah)
  199. Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc, ter doctor doctor) (Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor)
  200. Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor)
  201. Doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc—)
  202. Doctor doctor doctor (Tor)
  203. Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor doctor doctor)
  204. Doctor doctor doctor (Doc-tor)
  205. Doctor doctor doctor (Doctor doctor doc—)
  206. Doctor doctor doctor (Tor)
  207. Doctor (Doc—)
  208. Commentary: |-
  209. <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i>
  210. Doctor doctor doctor
  211. Doctor doctor Dr. Doctor
  212. Doctor Dr. Doctor
  213. Doctor doctor doctor
  214. ---
  215. Track: doctor halation
  216. Artists:
  217. - ft-rj
  218. Cover Artists:
  219. - yazshu
  220. - ft-rj
  221. Duration: '02:07'
  222. URLs:
  223. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-halation
  224. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GrCeBDbbsA
  225. Art Tags:
  226. - Jhon
  227. - Jaed
  228. - Dabe
  229. - Bowman
  230. - Swet Bro
  231. - Hecka Jef
  232. - Germy
  233. - Dadd
  234. - Femorafreack
  235. - LoWaS
  236. Referenced Tracks:
  237. - Doctor
  238. - Snow halation
  239. Sampled Tracks:
  240. - Doctor
  241. - Snow halation
  242. Lyrics: |-
  243. Todokete (<i>Ring out</i>)
  244. Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>)
  245. Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (<i>I can't wait for our feelings to resonate</i>)
  246. Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (<i>It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love</i>)
  247. Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne (<i>Even in this mild fever, I can't hesitate</i>)
  248. Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start! (<i>I'll accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!</i>)
  249. Oto mo naku kehai mo naku (<i>Without a sound, nor a sign</i>)
  250. Shizuka ni unmei wa kawaru (<i>Our fate changes silently</i>)
  251. Korekara no mirai ni mune no kodou ga hayaku naru (<i>At the thought of the coming future, my heartbeat quickens</i>)
  252. Todokete (<i>Ring out</i>)
  253. Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>)
  254. Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (<i>I can't wait for our feelings to resonate</i>)
  255. Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (<i>It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love</i>)
  256. Commentary: |-
  257. <i>ft-rj:</i>
  258. I didn't download the doctor midi and was new to the team at this point so i stuck to my soundcloud roots and snow halated the song succ essfully.
  259. Dr. kete will see you now
  260. ---
  261. Track: Cross-Planetary Exploration ~ Moderato 2016
  262. Artists:
  263. - MrCheeze
  264. Cover Artists:
  265. - Bambosh
  266. Duration: 0:48
  267. URLs:
  268. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cross-planetary-exploration-moderato-2016
  269. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuDMERfL3iE
  270. Art Tags:
  271. - Hecka Jef
  272. - Jhon
  273. - Rose
  274. - Dabe
  275. - Jaed
  276. - Jack Noir
  277. Referenced Tracks:
  278. - Doctor
  279. - Cross-Examination - Allegro 2001
  280. Commentary: |-
  281. <i>MrCheeze:</i>
  282. Over the years, I've seen a lot of people notice the melodic similarity beween Doctor, and the original cross-examination theme from Phoenix Wright. The Moderato version of this track was my first attempt at combining the themes, and is pretty much just a Doctor midi with the melody swapped out for the Phoenix Wright one, played back in a midi-to-chiptune converter. In my defense, I actually made this one years ago, more out of curiosity to what it would sound like than anything.
  283. <i>Bambosh:</i>
  284. Now, when I saw an Ace Attorney styled track I just knew i had to create something for that. It was a long and grueling process, but overall I'm pumped about how my piece of shit scribbling turned out. Another valuable lesson I learned was that Photoshop's pen tool is an unholy abomination and should burn in a fire. You know that dream you have when your dog runs across the street in front of a car and you call out to it but it doesn't stop running because dogs are adorably dumb sacks of shit? And you wish you could have done something to stop it running in that clearly bad direction but it just kept going anyway? That's what the pen tool in photoshop is like.
  285. <i>miraculousAvantgarde:</i>
  286. I Agree
  287. ---
  288. Track: Savior of the Coasting Rolled
  289. Artists:
  290. - Wheals
  291. Cover Artists:
  292. - olkiswerve
  293. - Wheals
  294. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  295. Duration: '02:28'
  296. URLs:
  297. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/savior-of-the-coasting-rolled
  298. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1p6vvshEwo
  299. Art Tags:
  300. - Jhon
  301. - Jaed
  302. - Dabe
  303. - Rose
  304. - LoWaS
  305. Referenced Tracks:
  306. - Savior of the Waking World
  307. - RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
  308. - Doctor
  309. Sampled Tracks:
  310. - rct sound effects maybe?
  311. Commentary: |-
  312. <i>Wheals:</i>
  313. The idea for this track dates more or less back to the beginning of the idea of an all-Doctor album. With heavy inspiration from the awesome [[track:can-you-give-me-a-hand|can you give me a HAND]], I decided to try out a combo of [[track:savior-of-the-waking-world|SotWW]] + the [[track:rollercoaster-tycoon-theme|RCT theme]]. After transposing the 4/4 RCT melody in the aforementioned song, from a MIDI [[artist:pipko-fanfare|dragonChaser]] kindly provided me, to E♭ minor (let's face it, [[group:toby-fox|Toby]] is the absolute madman), I had some help from [[artist:mrcheeze|MrCheeze]] and dC tweaking the rhythm so it matched SotWW a little better. [[artist:cecily-renns|JohnJRenns]] was a big help in getting the bass and drums to sound passable, though it was Makin's suggestion to use Doctor for the melody in the bass in the part where the piano comes in. The project became a lot more fun once I let it turn into a real remix, rather than an attempt to recreate something as complicated as the original -- I never appreciated just how much is going on during the main middle section of the song before. Anyways, I think it turned out pretty well for my first real remix (as opposed to an Audacity mashup).
  314. The song was originally called Slower of the Coasting Roll, but I realized that throwing in Slow your roll memes would make the song a little sillier than I was going for. Getting rid of that also let the name almost rhyme with the original name.
  315. <i>olkiswerve:</i>
  316. I only really jumped in near the end to add my special flavor of GIMP stupidity to the mix. I worked on "[[track:gee-its-another-doctor|Not Another Doctor Remix]]", "[[track:moondoctor-moonsong|Moondoctor]]" (the cave story one) and "Savior of the Coasting Rolled". All three were fairly simple image manips and were pretty fun to do, although it took me way too long to do them. Special thanks to whoever completely fucked the formatting on this document. I'm on mobile and it took me 10 minutes just to set it fucking straight again. Fuck you <3
  317. Join us next time where I will talk about dilbert3, cool ranch, and clown suicide. Probably.
  318. ---
  319. Track: I'd like to see your diploma
  320. Artists:
  321. - Noisemaker
  322. Cover Artists:
  323. - XenoZane
  324. Duration: '02:14'
  325. URLs:
  326. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/id-like-to-see-your-diploma
  327. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXAktyjf9Is
  328. Referenced Tracks:
  329. - Doctor
  330. Commentary: |-
  331. <i>Noisemaker:</i>
  332. When I usually make my tracks, I almost always either use the MIDI file for the song I want to remix, or I just come up with a new melody altogether. There's a couple of cases, however, where I deviate from the regular formula and do something completely different. In this case, it was V a p o r w a v e (well, not quite). Honestly, this might one of my favorite ways to make music right now: I import the original song into FL Studio, pitch it up or down, and add some crazy effects to it. What you hear at the beginning of the track is a combination of Fruity Squeeze and Gross Beat on the original track, which are automated to decrease and eventually turn off after the first few measures. While I only have 1 track on this album, I had a lot of fun being a part of this project. Thanks to every single one of you who happened to take the time out of their day to download this!
  333. TL;DR: how to making music is first step wrap bum around dik
  334. (don't even think about kinkyshaming me)
  335. <i>XenoZane:</i>
  336. HEY ASSHOLE NICE WORK AND ALL BUT GUESS WHO'S THE ONE WITH A DIPLOMA HERE YEAH ITS ME SO YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT I WORKED MY ASS OFF IN MED SCHOOL TO GET THIS FUCKING DIPLOMA AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST FUCKING PULL THIS SHIT THINK AGAIN FUCKNUTS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I CAN END YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO YEAH REALLY GUESS WHOS ON THE OPERATING TABLE NOT FUCKING ME ITS YOU ASSHOLE SO WATCH YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BEFORE I PULL THE DAMN THING OFF YOU YOU SELFISH ARROGANT PRICK YOU CANT TELL ME HOW TO DO MY FUCKING JOB ASSHAT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT MED SCHOOL FOR THIS DIPLOMA AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON THE PHARMACY AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PERSCRIPTIONS I AM TRAINED IN MEDICAL WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP DOCTOR IN THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER PATIENT I WILL PERSCRIBE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH MEDICINE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH MARK MY FUCKING WORDS YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME FROM ON THE OPERATING TABLE THINK AGAIN FUCKER AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF NURSES ACROSS THE HOSPITAL AND YOUR LIFE IS BEING SAVED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE OPERATION, MAGGOT THE OPERATION THAT SAVES THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE YOU'RE FUCKING SAVED KID I CAN BE ANYWHERE ANYTIME AND I CAN PERSCRIBE YOU OVER SEVEN HUNDRED MEDICATIONS AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE DIPLOMA NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED SURGERY BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE COLLECTION OF THE UNITED STATES PHARMACIES AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO SAVE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT YOU LITTLE SHIT IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY OPERATION YOUR LITTLE "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BUT YOU COULDN'T YOU DIDN'T AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE YOU GODDAMN IDIOT I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT YOU'RE FUCKING SAVED KIDDO YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE I MADE MY OWN VARIATION OF THE NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA ON THE SPOT THATS HOW FUCKING PISSED I AM SERIOUSLY DO YOU KNOW THE SHIT I GO THROUGH ON A DAILY BASIS I BET YOU DONT YOU LOW LIFE PROBABLY WORKING AT MCDONALDS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY FAST FOOD PLACE BARELY SCRAPING BY WHILE I RAKE IN THE CASH FOR SAVING FUCKING LIVES IF ONLY YOU HADNT DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL AND DISAPPOINTED YOUR PARENTS YOU WOULDNT BE IN THIS SHITTY SITUATION BUT YOU PISSED ME OFF AND NOW YOURE GONNA PAY THE PRICE, YOU FUCKING MORON MY LIFE IS HELL AND I HAVE CRUMBLING MARRAIGE THATS ONLY HELD TOGETHER BY MY OVERLY HIGH INCOME MY WIFE HATES ME BUT SHE STICKS AROUND BECAUSE SHE DOESNT HAVE TO WORK FUCK MY LIFE BUT THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN MY OWN LIFE IS YOURS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THINKING YOU CAN JUST SAY THIS SHIT TO ME YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD TIME ASSHOLE AND NOW YOURE REALLY GONNA PAY FOR IT I AM SO FUCKING FURIOUS IF IT WERENT FOR MY ANGER ISSUE CLASSES IM TAKING AS A LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO TURN MY LIFE AROUND YOUD BE FUCKING DEAD WHERE YOU LIE FOR SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME, FUCKASS. THIS JOB IS ONE OF THE MOST HARD AND STRESSFUL THINGS EVER AND MY WEAK HUMAN BODY AND MIND CANT TAKE IT FUCK YOU FOR BRINGING BACK ALL THIS ANGER THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO TRY AND FIX IM GONNA TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON MY CHILD AND WIFE WHEN I GET HOME BECAUSE IM ACTUALLY AN ABUSIVE FATHER AND SPOUSE BECAUSE THE FRSUTRATION OF MY OWN MISTAKES IN LIFE CAUSE ME TO DO FUCKED UP SHIT TO POOR LITTLE EMILY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PRICK YOU CANT SAY THIS SHIT TO ME YOU DIPLOMALESS RETARD THATS RIGHT RETARD YOU ARE A FUCKING MENTALLY RETARTED SHITSTAIN WHO THINKS THEYRE BETTER THAN EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING KNOW SHIT GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING DONT SO DONT EVEN TRY TO TALK TO ME YOU FUCKING SELFISH ASSHOLE LEARN SOME RESPECT FOR THE PERSON SAVING YOUR LIFE AND DONT EVEN TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB I FUCKING HAVE A DIPLOMA I WASTED YEARS OF MY LIFE IN COLLEGD TO EARN THIS FUCKING THING AND GODDAMNIT IF I WONT LET YOU KNOW IT OYU SELFISH ASSHOLE I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO BECOME A DOCTOR AND YOU FUCKING SAY THIS SHIT LIKE YOU RULE THE WORLD GUESS WHAT YOU DONT WAKE UP AND FACE THE MUSIC YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKIONG ASSHAT DONT EVEN TRY TO DEFEND YOURSELF YOU ENTITLED PRICK AND LEARN THE STRESS OF SAVING LIVES ON A DAILY BASIS ([http://pastebin.com/V6Aw4qDb](https://pastebin.com/V6Aw4qDb))
  337. ---
  338. Track: Doctor Dies
  339. Artists:
  340. - Difarem
  341. Cover Artists:
  342. - groeuf
  343. - NyashAlex
  344. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  345. Duration: 0:58
  346. URLs:
  347. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-dies
  348. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzE3XkooG1E
  349. Art Tags:
  350. - John
  351. Referenced Tracks:
  352. - Doctor
  353. Sampled Tracks:
  354. - Giygas Disintegrates
  355. Commentary: |-
  356. <i>NyashAlex:</i>
  357. Making meme numbers on the odometers by cutting numbers out of the many other screenshots was a lot of fun. Maybe, one day I'll release the rom-hack which replaces Giygas with jhon.
  358. ---
  359. Track: I Love This Doctor
  360. Artists:
  361. - Ngame
  362. Cover Artists:
  363. - NyashAlex
  364. Duration: 0:54
  365. URLs:
  366. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-love-this-doctor
  367. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u38e--nuKQ4
  368. Referenced Tracks:
  369. - Doctor (Original Loop)
  370. Sampled Tracks:
  371. - Doctor (Original Loop)
  372. - Team Fortress 2
  373. Lyrics: |-
  374. I love this doctor! (MEDIC!)
  375. You are great doctor! (MEDIC!)
  376. Thank you doctor! (MEDIC!)
  377. Team time doctor! (MEDIC!)
  378. I love this doctor! (MEDIC!)
  379. You are great doctor! (MEDIC!)
  380. Thank you doctor! (MEDIC!)
  381. Team time doctor! [Unintelligible] (MEDIC!)
  382. (MEDIC!)
  383. (MEDIC!)
  384. (MEDIC!)
  385. (MEDIC!)
  386. (MEDIC!)
  387. (MEDIC!)
  388. (MEDIC!)
  389. (MEDIC!)
  390. I love this doctor!
  391. Commentary: |-
  392. <i>Ngame:</i>
  393. <img src="media/misc/JitFace.png" width="64"> <img src="media/misc/JitFace.png" width="64"> <img src="media/misc/JitFace.png" width="64"> <img src="media/misc/JitFace.png" width="64"> <img src="media/misc/JitFace.png" width="64">
  394. <i>NyashAlex:</i>
  395. I've finally got an opportunity to learn some basics of Source Filmmaker. Gotta admit, it's interface is very unintuitive, but those 2.3 hours spent working on this track art in SFM and (~20 minutes in Photoshop) were worth it. Oh and also I'm a Medic main.
  396. ---
  397. Track: cool and new theme hospital present doctor
  398. Artists:
  399. - VulkanShawl
  400. Cover Artists:
  401. - VulkanShawl
  402. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  403. Duration: '01:31'
  404. URLs:
  405. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-theme-hospital-present-doctor
  406. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYxUbSWw6X8
  407. Art Tags:
  408. - Kanaya
  409. - Jhon
  410. Referenced Tracks:
  411. - Doctor Frog
  412. - Doctor
  413. Commentary: |-
  414. <i>VulkanShawl:</i>
  415. The idea was make only a Hospital-game themed Doctor Remix. But actually i remembered Theme Hospital. Later looking from game's OST i just found a song called "Doctor" in his OST. So i decided to do a Double doctor mashup. A funny thing is this game reminds me of a hospital tycoon game. *insert i don't like [[artist:siivagunner|siivagunner]] joke here*
  416. ---
  417. Track: Doctor Remix Remix
  418. Artists:
  419. - MrCheeze
  420. Cover Artists:
  421. - XenoZane
  422. Duration: 0:48
  423. URLs:
  424. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-remix-remix
  425. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IyFaWoqVno
  426. Art Tags:
  427. - LoWaS
  428. Referenced Tracks:
  429. - track:doctor-remix
  430. Commentary: |-
  431. <i>MrCheeze:</i>
  432. Not gonna lie, the only reason for this track existing is because of how ridiculous the name would sound. But [[track:doctor-remix|Doctor Remix]] is such a weird, experimental song to begin with that I really had no idea how I could possibly do a remix of it... so I just took the easy way out, throwing it in the wub machine and calling it a day. The end result is about as easy on the ears as the original Doctor Remix is, at least.
  433. <i>XenoZane:</i>
  434. I wanted to make some really rad DJ are to reflect how sicknasty this beat was, yo. I snagged myself up some dank-ass pictures of gnarly DJing, skateboarding, and surfing and shit. I got slick-ass tubular sound bar things and a wub machine logo.
  435. ---
  436. Track: Surgical Scar
  437. Artists:
  438. - Kusoro
  439. Cover Artists:
  440. - Tetroxideo
  441. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  442. Duration: '02:10'
  443. URLs:
  444. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/surgical-scar
  445. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv-FY7ii5XA
  446. Referenced Tracks:
  447. - Chrono Cross ~Scars of Time~
  448. - Doctor
  449. ---
  450. Track: Medicus
  451. Artists:
  452. - Minkt
  453. Cover Artists:
  454. - XenoZane
  455. Duration: '01:06'
  456. URLs:
  457. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/medicus
  458. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eKtdBmk5ls
  459. Art Tags:
  460. - LoWaS
  461. Referenced Tracks:
  462. - Doctor
  463. Commentary: |-
  464. <i>Minkt:</i>
  465. I thought soundfont guitars would sound good in FL 12, but I was very wrong. Anyways, I got the idea for this track when I screwed around with my friend's acoustic guitar and thought it sounded decent. The bass works really well with the main melody surprisingly, making for a"meh"/10 piece. Also, :jaedAngery: is the best emote and there is nothing you can say to disagree with me.
  466. <i>XenoZane:</i>
  467. I didn't know what medicus meant so I looked it up and apparently it was Roman and they have statues so I put the definition, some Roman statues and some doctors.
  468. ---
  469. Track: gee it's another doctor
  470. Artists:
  471. - Griever
  472. Cover Artists:
  473. - olkiswerve
  474. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  475. Duration: '01:10'
  476. URLs:
  477. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gee-its-another-doctor
  478. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dsKMMxTKJU
  479. Art Tags:
  480. - Jhon
  481. - LoWaS
  482. Referenced Tracks:
  483. - I Am the Doctor
  484. - Doctor
  485. Sampled Tracks:
  486. - lsdjghklsdgj
  487. ---
  488. Track: Dentist
  489. Directory: dentist-canmt
  490. Artists:
  491. - Double Hats Eyewear
  492. Cover Artists:
  493. - Double Hats Eyewear
  494. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  495. Duration: 0:55
  496. URLs:
  497. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dentist
  498. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7n47WgtlhA
  499. Referenced Tracks:
  500. - Doctor
  501. Sampled Tracks:
  502. - Seinfeld Theme
  503. - 'whats the deal with...?'
  504. - Seinfeld S09E21
  505. Lyrics: |-
  506. (What's the deal with— Dentist.)
  507. (Jerry... kill me. Kill me now, I'm begging you!) (Well uh... what, kind of like this?) (What— what are you doi— [muffled screams])
  508. Commentary: |-
  509. <i>Double Hats Eyewear:</i>
  510. I downloaded the Seinfeld theme off the internet then rearranged the sounds to resemble "Doctor". Why? Because I have nothing better to do then to make the universe suffer!
  511. ---
  512. Track: Doc Brown
  513. Artists:
  514. - Interrobang
  515. Cover Artists:
  516. - Makin
  517. Duration: '04:05'
  518. URLs:
  519. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doc-brown
  520. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUOnBblsdA4
  521. Art Tags:
  522. - Dabe
  523. - Lord English
  524. Referenced Tracks:
  525. - Doctor
  526. - Back to the Future
  527. - English
  528. - Sburban Jungle
  529. - track:hoverboard-dirtyphonics
  530. - The Power of Love
  531. - Penumbra Phantasm
  532. - Eternity Served Cold
  533. Sampled Tracks:
  534. - track:hoverboard-dirtyphonics
  535. - Back to the Future
  536. - The Power of Love
  537. Lyrics: |-
  538. The power of love is a curious thing
  539. Make a one man weep, make another man sing
  540. Change a hawk to a little white dove
  541. More than a feeling, that's the power of love
  542. Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream
  543. Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream
  544. Make a bad one good, make a wrong one right
  545. Power of love that keeps you home at night
  546. You don't need money, don't take fame
  547. Don't need no credit card to ride this train
  548. It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
  549. But it might just save your life
  550. That's the power of love
  551. (When this baby hits 88 miles per hour—)
  552. (1.21 jigowatts?!)
  553. Commentary: |-
  554. <i>Interrobang:</i>
  555. I was bored at work one day when I realized that Doctor and English probably would sound nice together. I decided to make it into a track, and was going to call it 'Doc English'. But then I started thinking about time travel, and the name 'Doc Brown' came to me. The Back to the Future sections of the song developed from there, and I'm pretty happy with how it turned up.
  556. <i>Makin:</i>
  557. my comment is I edited this out of a virtue's last reward verison of the BTTF poster because it made it easier to trace, also really cool song
  558. ---
  559. Track: Doctor Remix Remix Remix
  560. Artists:
  561. - MrCheeze
  562. Cover Artists:
  563. - XenoZane
  564. Duration: 0:47
  565. URLs:
  566. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-remix-remix-remix
  567. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxa3kLwv1ss
  568. Art Tags:
  569. - Dave
  570. - LoWaS
  571. Referenced Tracks:
  572. - Doctor Remix Remix
  573. Commentary: |-
  574. <i>MrCheeze:</i>
  575. There's no horse like a dead horse.
  576. <i>XenoZane:</i>
  577. I wanted to make some really rad DJ are to reflect how sicknasty this beat was, yo. I snagged myself up some dank-ass pictures of gnarly DJing, skateboarding, and surfing and shit. I got slick-ass tubular sound bar things and a wub machine logo. Some dope Gaben pics, rainbow audio waveforms and snoop dogg came next. It was looking amazing so far, but I was unsatisfied. Dave Strider is such a righteous mofo I couldn't NOT include him. I added some rad cooltext and a drum bro, and my masterpiece was complete.
  578. ---
  579. Track: Dr. Pepper
  580. Artists:
  581. - Pipko Fanfare
  582. Cover Artists:
  583. - bobthetacocat
  584. Duration: '03:14'
  585. URLs:
  586. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-pepper
  587. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No08DrgSy0Y
  588. Art Tags:
  589. - Battlefield
  590. - Skaia
  591. Referenced Tracks:
  592. - Doctor
  593. - Fruity Pebbles Jingle
  594. - Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
  595. Lyrics: |-
  596. Oh Diet Dr Pepper is the flavor that I savor
  597. It's sweet and spicy, totally unique
  598. It makes me want to sing this song about my soft drink saviour
  599. That brings me joy when everything looks bleak
  600. Oh Diet Dr Pepper by the can or by the twenty
  601. I drink them morning, afternoon, and night
  602. It's got no fat or calories but taste it has aplenty
  603. Beats cola, root beer, juice, and even Sprite
  604. There can just be only one true Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  605. Loyal subjects, me and you, to Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  606. Death to every other drink but Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  607. Because they just really stink but Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  608. I'll show you to a brand new world of Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  609. Our banner flies proudly unfurled for Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  610. Lay waste to all the other drinks it's Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  611. Satisfying all my kinks it's Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  612. (Don't kinkyshame me plz.)
  613. Oh Diet Dr Pepper raise the flag of revolution
  614. And murder every soft drink in your way
  615. Your perfect taste has led me to a new Final Solution
  616. Kill everyone, start with a brand new day
  617. And as the dawn rises anew on Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  618. The drink of choice for me and you, it's Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  619. Taste like this just can't be beat, oh Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  620. Pepsi lies dead in the street, it's Dr Pepper, Dr Pepper
  621. Commentary: |-
  622. <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i>
  623. This is one of those rare times where as soon as I had the idea, most of the details came rushing into my mind on how I wanted it to go. Which is great, because it makes the process way easier! Despite this, lyrics are still hard. I think the biggest challenge was keeping it recognizable as a "doctor" remix despite the completely different chord progression, melody, etc, but in the end I feel like I pulled it off about as well as I reasonably could have. Fun fact: I finally bought a pop filter for my microphone after doing this and [[track:dr-doctor-phd|Dr. Doctor, PhD]], so while there's <b>P</b>lenty of <b>P</b>losives in this one, if I ever dare to sing again it should sound better next time. (Well, the singing would still be bad, but the recording would be better!)
  624. I was going to pretend that I'm actually capable of singing better than this but was just imitating [[artist:scott-stutzman|Stutzman]], but we all know that's a lie.
  625. ---
  626. Track: Doctor Robotnik
  627. Artists:
  628. - MBI
  629. Cover Artists:
  630. - miraculousAvantgarde
  631. Duration: '01:07'
  632. URLs:
  633. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-robotnik
  634. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yTrL65Xak
  635. Referenced Tracks:
  636. - Doctor
  637. Sampled Tracks:
  638. - Sonic Adventure 2
  639. - Sonic 25th Anniversary Livestream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzV6RVR2D8g
  640. - 'PINGAS (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, episode: Boogey-Mania)'
  641. - You mean, the Chaos Emeralds? https://www.tumblr.com/anjaroid/117726306825
  642. Lyrics: |-
  643. (Hahahah! Citizens of Earth, lend me your ears and listen to me very carefully.)
  644. Ears ears ears ears ears-ears (Pingas pingas pingas pingas, pingas)
  645. Ears ears ears ears ears-ears (Pingas pingas pingas pingas)
  646. Ears earsearsears ears ears-ears
  647. Ears ears ears ears ears-ears
  648. Ears ears ears ears ears-ears (Pingas pingas pingas pingas, pingas)
  649. Ears ears ears ears ears-ears (Pingas pingas pingas pingas)
  650. Ears earsearsears ears ears-ears
  651. Ears ears ears ears ears-ears
  652. Ears
  653. (Mr. President, my demands are quite simple. Surrender the Emerald, otherwise your country will cease to exist!) Ears ears ears ears, ears ears ears ears ears
  654. (You have 24 hours to give me your Emerald.) Ears ears ears ears ears ears ears ears ears ears ears
  655. (You mean, the Chaos Emeralds?) (Yes!) Ears ears ears ears, ears ears ears ears ears (Pingas)
  656. (I'm going to assume you mean the Chaos Emeralds. Chaos Control!) (What?) Ears ears ears ears ears ears ears—
  657. [screaming]
  658. Commentary: |-
  659. <i>MBI:</i>
  660. Hah, I don't even know what to say. My original intention was to create a "[This video contains win](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wss5kuL2zro)" YTP styled Doctor remix. I'd like to think I succeeded to some degree. Inspiration strukc in the form of tha <html:a href="">Sonic 25th anniversary Livestream</a>, the annoying buzzing noise ever present giving me a second instrument. After that, I figured since I had included the Sonic 2 era cartoon and the present day sonic, I should include something from the Dreamcast era, hence the Robotnik/Obama conversation.
  661. "Fun" fact, I made this entire thing with a non-functional right earphone. If it sounds off, try disabling your right earphone so that you get the intended experience.
  662. <i>miraculousAvantgarde:</i>
  663. I hate you all the same
  664. [editors note: mira is not racist so it's good]
  665. ---
  666. Track: doctor remix no. 720612413
  667. Artists:
  668. - Cecily Renns
  669. Cover Artists:
  670. - VulkanShawl
  671. Duration: '01:10'
  672. URLs:
  673. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-remix-no-720612413
  674. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovGapzytjA
  675. Art Tags:
  676. - John
  677. - LoWaS
  678. Referenced Tracks:
  679. - Doctor
  680. - Showtime (Original Mix)
  681. - Sburban Jungle
  682. Commentary: |-
  683. <i>Cecily Renns:</i>
  684. Everyone had their own crazy idea of how to remix Doctor into something truly fucking shit, but I didn't. So I just... did what I always do. Orchestral Bullshit™. Nothing special.
  685. ---
  686. Track: Postdoctoral Research Position
  687. Artists:
  688. - Interrobang
  689. Cover Artists:
  690. - Minkt
  691. Duration: '05:10'
  692. URLs:
  693. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/postdoctoral-research-position
  694. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSN8ok17748
  695. Art Tags:
  696. - LoWaS
  697. - Skaia
  698. Referenced Tracks:
  699. - Doctor
  700. - Penumbra Phantasm
  701. - The Island – Pt.II (Dusk)
  702. Commentary: |-
  703. <i>Interrobang:</i>
  704. One day I asked the chat for ideas on another Doctor remix, and several people threw ideas at me. I deftly avoided all these ideas and decided to make a dance track instead. The name was inspired by [[track:doctoral-degree|Doctoral Degree]] by [[artist:difarem|Difarem]] from [[album:cool-and-new-voulem1|Volume 1]], since that was a dancey Doctor and this is basically a dancey [[track:savior-of-the-waking-world|Savior of the Waking World]], I named it after what one would do after earning their doctorate.
  705. <i>Minkt:</i>
  706. The GIMP blur and smudge tools make me look like a good artist
  707. ---
  708. Track: Doctor, Is He Going to Make It?
  709. Artists:
  710. - BitesizeBird
  711. Cover Artists:
  712. - XenoZane
  713. Duration: '01:04'
  714. URLs:
  715. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-is-he-going-to-make-it
  716. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23AtOsXTlW4
  717. Referenced Tracks:
  718. - Doctor
  719. Lyrics: |-
  720. [Unintelligible clips of people talking overlaid on each other]
  721. Commentary: |-
  722. <i>BitesizeBird:</i>
  723. So, basically, I wanted to make at least one song for the album. I wanted to make something unique in some aspect and since I can hardly compose something original, Doctor played by heart monitors seemed to be reach my shitpost standards. The track was underwhelming though so to add to the scene of a patient on their deathbed, I added the background arguments from a sound effects website. It was really fucking funny to me so I left it at that. Shitpost done. I didn't realize [[artist:bin|Bin]] essentially did the same thing with [[track:orderly|Orderly]] until writing this commentary, so my fault for being a lazy git and not listening to other people's songs first.
  724. I was going to add a doctor reading the time of death at the end of the song (being 7:20) but it seemed forced and I couldn't be bothered to do it.
  725. <i>XenoZane:</i>
  726. ...
  727. ---
  728. Track: Mouth Doctor (thats just a dentist you dumb shit)
  729. Artists:
  730. - flamingfusion
  731. Cover Artists:
  732. - miraculousAvantgarde
  733. - Wights End
  734. Duration: '02:33'
  735. URLs:
  736. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/mouth-doctor-thats-just-a-dentist-you-dumb-shit
  737. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjB46r5TQBk
  738. Art Tags:
  739. - Jhon
  740. - Dabe
  741. Referenced Tracks:
  742. - Doctor
  743. Sampled Tracks:
  744. - Doctor
  745. ---
  746. Track: Doctor Mario
  747. Artists:
  748. - yazshu
  749. Cover Artists:
  750. - miraculousAvantgarde
  751. Duration: '02:00'
  752. URLs:
  753. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-mario
  754. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4y-FacJgwY
  755. Art Tags:
  756. - LoWaS
  757. Referenced Tracks:
  758. - Doctor
  759. Sampled Tracks:
  760. - super mario world soundfont i dont think this counts tbh
  761. Commentary: |-
  762. <i>yazshu:</i>
  763. <span style="font-family:'Comic Sans', 'Comic Sans MS', cursive; color:magenta">Why the fuck</span> do you even want fucking commentary for this shit? This is literally just the fucking Doctor Midi in Super Mario World's soundfont. This took me less than a minute to make, I didn't even change the fucking patcheAlso s. can you fix the comic sans in the top box for me i don't know how to work with spreadsheets thanks [[artist:bambosh|bambosh]] [edit: nevermind i fixed it]
  764. <i>Bambosh:</i> (commentary collector)
  765. [editors note: not on my watch you didn't]
  766. <i>miraculousAvantgarde:</i>
  767. Okay why do I gotta put commentary for this jesus christ the only thing I did was put it through a NES colour palette converter and downloaded the SMB font to make the song title and copy pasted part of the main title screen to it come on man don't force me into writing several sentences for this I have a family man come on
  768. ---
  769. Track: Moondoctor
  770. Directory: moondoctor-moonsong
  771. Artists:
  772. - Difarem
  773. Cover Artists:
  774. - olkiswerve
  775. Duration: '01:24'
  776. URLs:
  777. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moondoctor
  778. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UbRHKB5Xc
  779. Art Tags:
  780. - Rose
  781. - Jhon
  782. Referenced Tracks:
  783. - Doctor
  784. - Moonsong
  785. ---
  786. Track: Cross-Planetary Exploration ~ Allegro 2016
  787. Artists:
  788. - MrCheeze
  789. Cover Artists:
  790. - Bambosh
  791. Duration: 0:59
  792. URLs:
  793. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cross-planetary-exploration-allegro-2016
  794. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqeEIJqneJs
  795. Art Tags:
  796. - Jhon
  797. - Hecka Jef
  798. - Dabe
  799. - Earth
  800. Referenced Tracks:
  801. - Doctor
  802. - Cross-Examination - Allegro 2001
  803. Sampled Tracks:
  804. - Cross-Examination - Allegro 2001
  805. Commentary: |-
  806. <i>MrCheeze:</i>
  807. Now the Allegro version of this track is more interesting. Whereas [[track:cross-planetary-exploration-moderato-2016|Moderato]] was an approximate recreation of Doctor with the [[artist:ace-attorney|PW:AA]] melody substituted in, this one is the other way around. Moreover, this track is actually a modification of an exact rip of the cross-examination theme, extracted right from the game. Sounds much better that way, don't you think?
  808. (Also, if you were looking for pointless facts - both CPE Moderato and CPE Allegro actually combine Doctor with the Allegro version of the cross-examination theme, so one of their titles is a bit of a lie.)
  809. <i>Bambosh:</i>
  810. Tracing over the Cross Examination face thing that happens was incredibly taxing process, since my bowl of pasta was in the way of the drawing tablet as I was trying to wrangle my hand into doing the goddamn things I tell it to do.
  811. ---
  812. Track: Dogtor (get it?)
  813. Artists:
  814. - Wights End
  815. Cover Artists:
  816. - Griever
  817. Duration: '01:06'
  818. URLs:
  819. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dogtor-get-it
  820. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z816_Qx3ETA
  821. Art Tags:
  822. - LoWaS
  823. - Toby Fox
  824. Referenced Tracks:
  825. - Doctor
  826. Sampled Tracks:
  827. - undertale dog noises
  828. Commentary: |-
  829. <i>Griever:</i>
  830. The second is the annoying dog with a better background.
  831. ---
  832. Track: Doctor of The Waking Phantasm (This Name Sucks)
  833. Artists:
  834. - Pipko Fanfare
  835. Cover Artists:
  836. - Shwan
  837. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  838. Duration: '04:13'
  839. URLs:
  840. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-of-the-waking-phantasm-this-name-sucks
  841. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kezJzesVxn4
  842. Art Tags:
  843. - Skaia
  844. Referenced Tracks:
  845. - Savior of the Waking World
  846. - Penumbra Phantasm
  847. Commentary: |-
  848. <i>Pipko Fanfare:</i>
  849. My first completely serious track for Cool and New, this one exists only because MEME NUMBERS (and I'm glad that it does!) I did 4 songs for [[album:cool-and-new-voulem1|Vol 1]] and [[track:err-on-greif-acoostic-covre|1 song for Vol 2/II]], so naturally I had to do 3 for this volume to complete the mythical 413. You may also notice that all three of my tracks on this one have lengths that are permutations of 413 just to take it that extra mile (including awkwardly cutting off [[track:dr-doctor-phd|Dr. Doctor]] mid-phrase to force it to fit!)
  850. By this point I had used up the low hanging fruit with Dr. Doctor and [[track:dr-pepper|Dr. Pepper]], so my original thought was to do a cover with mostly or entirely real instruments. I already had done a cover using nothing but bass guitar back before CaN was a thing, and I figures I could expand that into something bigger. Obviously that's not what ended up happening here at all! This song went through a lot of changes as I was making it, and the final product bears pretty much zero resemblance to anything I was imagining at the start. There are still quite a few real instruments - the acoustic and electric guitars, as well as the bass guitar are all live recordings. But everything else is synths, soundfonts, and VSTis. Even the name wasn't decided until the track was totally complete - it was just "doctor 3.rpp" on my computer until it was done and I realized that some [[track:savior-of-the-waking-world|Savior of the Waking World]] and [[Penumbra Phantasm]] had snuck in. After using up all my creativity on the track itself, none was left for the title, and so this shitty name is what we get to live with. Oh well.
  851. I'm also getting REALLY sick of Doctor...
  852. ---
  853. Track: Upwards Doctor
  854. Artists:
  855. - ft-rj
  856. Cover Artists:
  857. - ft-rj
  858. Duration: '01:24'
  859. URLs:
  860. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/upwards-doctor
  861. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdo7HOeBKAk
  862. Art Tags:
  863. - Dave
  864. Referenced Tracks:
  865. - Doctor
  866. - Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
  867. Sampled Tracks:
  868. - Doctor
  869. - Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
  870. ---
  871. Track: Moondoctor
  872. Directory: moondoctor-moonsetter
  873. Artists:
  874. - Shwan
  875. Cover Artists:
  876. - DrWorm
  877. Duration: '02:53'
  878. URLs:
  879. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moondoctor-2
  880. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoSXhxmsmVA
  881. Art Tags:
  882. - John
  883. - Rose
  884. - Lord English
  885. Referenced Tracks:
  886. - Doctor
  887. - track:moonsetter
  888. - Penumbra Phantasm
  889. Commentary: |-
  890. <i>Shwan:</i>
  891. It was a few months ago when i haven't know about any of this fandom and i was just read to about act 6 act 6 part 1. It was fun because i like to mash up things and see if they works. Thats me fetish. So it was just really good together and it was just that. No biggy i basically just rip everything of the quality midis by [[artist:mrcheeze|MR.CHEEZE]]. mUsescore is also great at syncing midi together because you can just copy and paste. But back then i didn't know much about EQ and instrumentation so i just do it and only care about the chords and melody . Now i knew about all of those but im lazy so i didn't fix much.THANKS
  892. <i>DrWorm:</i>
  893. <b>BOW BEFORE THORAXIS</b>
  894. ---
  895. Track: Doctor's Ringtone
  896. Artists:
  897. - VulkanShawl
  898. Cover Artists:
  899. - VulkanShawl
  900. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  901. Duration: 0:49
  902. URLs:
  903. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctors-ringtone
  904. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYez-rjXu20
  905. Art Tags:
  906. - John
  907. Referenced Tracks:
  908. - Doctor's Ringtone (No SFX)
  909. Commentary: |-
  910. <i>VulkanShawl:</i>
  911. So. I was messing with Earthbound soundfont when i found a "Telephone Ring Thingy". I just did the soundfont swap and... the art. It was easy to do. Change name and put a John photo in a mobile call GUI. Actually the John's looks like deciding if Accept or Decline the call. Fun Fact tho. *insert [[track:snow-halation|snow halation]] joke here*
  912. ---
  913. Track: same bpm
  914. Artists:
  915. - ft-rj
  916. Cover Artists:
  917. - ft-rj
  918. Duration: '01:36'
  919. URLs:
  920. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/same-bpm
  921. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEW-Rq-HgSo
  922. Art Tags:
  923. - LoWaS
  924. Referenced Tracks:
  925. - Doctor
  926. - CORE
  927. ---
  928. Track: Nightcore no Doctor
  929. Artists:
  930. - VulkanShawl
  931. Cover Artists:
  932. - VulkanShawl
  933. Duration: '01:07'
  934. URLs:
  935. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nightcore-no-doctor
  936. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFtDC2UBvsw
  937. Art Tags:
  938. - John
  939. Referenced Tracks:
  940. - Doctor
  941. Commentary: |-
  942. <i>VulkanShawl:</i>
  943. Just a song sped up. The track art is just john looking like a kawaii japanese anime. It's actually a shitty trickster-like John if you see it like me. *insert a [[track:the-nutshack-intro|nutshack]] joke here*
  944. ---
  945. Track: Do You Remember the Doctor
  946. Artists:
  947. - TirantBacon
  948. - Cecily Renns
  949. Cover Artists:
  950. - Griever
  951. Duration: '03:54'
  952. URLs:
  953. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/do-you-remember-the-doctor
  954. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRz08Z3NM0k
  955. Art Tags:
  956. - Jhon
  957. Referenced Tracks:
  958. - Do You Remem8er Me
  959. - Doctor
  960. - Endless Climb
  961. - Even in Death
  962. - Oppa Toby Style
  963. - Showtime (Original Mix)
  964. Commentary: |-
  965. <i>Cecily Renns:</i>
  966. On one bright summer morning in mid-to-late july, our JohnJRenns was whistling a tune. That tune is a mysterious number that is repeated aplenty that happens to be [[track:bowmans-credit-score|seven hundred and twenty]] I mean [[track:do-you-remem8er-me|Do You Remem8ber Me]] by [[artist:malcolm-brown|Malcolm Brown]].
  967. I like that song, I said to myself. Man, I want to remix this song, I said. I wonder how good it will sound with Doctor, I said. man let's throw in some fucking [[track:oppa-toby-style|Oppa Toby Style]] in as well.
  968. So was formed the first version of Do You Remember the Doctor. Then I showed it to people. Then Tirantbacon, AKA Music God Probably Maybe, told me he had some Problems™ with it. So he told me to give him the .flp file for the song. So I did. Then he did, um, whatever a Music God Probably Maybe does, and made this thing, which made the song infinitely better overall. So basically it's his song at this point. And I'm proud of him. <img src="media/misc/JaedHapy.png" width="24">
  969. <i>Griever:</i>
  970. The last one is just a CANWC panel with red comic sans. Jojostuck has much better and much worse art going on, and I did real well on my track art for other stuff. But for the Doctor Album I didn't really care all that much.
  971. ---
  972. Track: Doctor Egbert M.D.
  973. Artists:
  974. - VulkanShawl
  975. Cover Artists:
  976. - miraculousAvantgarde
  977. Duration: '02:25'
  978. URLs:
  979. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-egbert-m-d
  980. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OAgrmDAqUI
  981. Referenced Tracks:
  982. - Doctor
  983. - track:teardrop-massive-attack
  984. Commentary: |-
  985. <i>VulkanShawl:</i>
  986. So. This is the only track without my art skills. The Artist was mira. I like House M.D. and i think'd a mashup of House and Doctor would be funny. I love mira for this. *insert [[track:the-flintstones-the-rescue-of-dino-and-hoppy-title-theme-ending|grand dad]] joke here* thx mira anyways
  987. ---
  988. Track: FOUR OUT OF FIVE DOCTORS AGREE
  989. Artists:
  990. - daXfactorz
  991. Cover Artists:
  992. - XenoZane
  993. Duration: '05:15'
  994. URLs:
  995. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/four-out-of-five-doctors-agree
  996. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc8au2YZbLs
  997. Art Tags:
  998. - John
  999. - Jade
  1000. - LoWaS
  1001. - Prospit
  1002. Referenced Tracks:
  1003. - Doctor
  1004. - Medical Emergency
  1005. - Savior of the Waking World
  1006. - Plague Doctor
  1007. - Descend
  1008. Sampled Tracks:
  1009. - Doctor
  1010. - Medical Emergency
  1011. - Savior of the Waking World
  1012. - Plague Doctor
  1013. - Descend
  1014. Commentary: |-
  1015. <i>XenoZane:</i>
  1016. I was inspired by this brilliant masterpiece of a song to make some amazing track art worthy of its greatness. As the song was bounds and leaps ahead of all music to date, the art had to be just as mind-boggling. I immediately got to work. A long, grueling Google search late I found the perfect stock image. The four doctors standing there in their assorted outfits spoke to me in the same way the song did when I first heard it. [[track:rose-pragnant|I came as fast as I could.]] I threw the picture right into GIMP and got to work. After a bit of resizing I started customizing it. Getting a picture for Doctor was easy, it had track art. The other 4 were harder. They were all on [[album:homestuck-vol-5|volume 5]], so I had to make my own pictures for them. Plague Doctor was the easiest of those 4, I just found a plague doctor mask and put it on him. As for Medical Emergency and Savior of the Waking World, I used the pictures [[artist:luminantaegis|luminantAegis]] used in their extensions. I was able to find a descend picture pretty easily. After brainstorming for hours I was able to think of FOUR WHOLE DIFFERENT WAYS to agree. When it came to putting descend in, I realized I had no stock image for it! I had to scroll through miles of Google Images just to find the perfect picture. When I did, the sensation was amazing. I felt a rush of dopamine as i threw the picture into GIMP. I resized it to the corner and started masking the Descend image. The whole thing was looking fine until i realized the big empty gap in the bottom left corner! I quickly got to work thinking of potential things to put there. After a week and several garbage bins full of crumpled paper, I finally came to the obvious conclusion. Just put the title there.
  1017. ---
  1018. Track: Dr. Minish (Savior of the Choking Goose)
  1019. Artists:
  1020. - Difarem
  1021. Contributors:
  1022. - Minish (kazoo)
  1023. Cover Artists:
  1024. - miraculousAvantgarde
  1025. Duration: '01:25'
  1026. URLs:
  1027. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-minish-savior-of-the-choking-goose
  1028. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-HgPNqCq3k
  1029. Art Tags:
  1030. - LoWaS
  1031. Referenced Tracks:
  1032. - Savior of the Waking World
  1033. ---
  1034. Track: Casey Needs a Doctor
  1035. Artists:
  1036. - MoreEpicThanYou747
  1037. Cover Artists:
  1038. - cookiefonster
  1039. Duration: '03:06'
  1040. URLs:
  1041. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/casey-needs-a-doctor
  1042. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgII--v1gck
  1043. Art Tags:
  1044. - John
  1045. - Consorts
  1046. Referenced Tracks:
  1047. - Doctor (Original Loop)
  1048. - I Need a Doctor
  1049. Sampled Tracks:
  1050. - Doctor (Original Loop)
  1051. - I Need a Doctor
  1052. Lyrics: |-
  1053. I told the world, one day I would pay it back
  1054. Say it on tape, and lay it, record it
  1055. So that one day I could play it back
  1056. But I don't even know if I believe it when I'm sayin' that
  1057. Doubts startin' to creep in, every day, it's just so gray and black
  1058. Hope, I just need a ray of that, 'cause no one sees my vision
  1059. When I play it for 'em, they just say it's wack
  1060. But they don't know what dope is
  1061. And I don't know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this
  1062. All I know is, you came to me when I was at my lowest
  1063. You picked me up, breathed new life in me, I owe my life to you
  1064. But for the life of me, I don't see why you don't see like I do
  1065. But it just dawned on me you lost a son
  1066. Demons fightin' you, it's dark
  1067. Let me turn on the lights and brighten me and enlighten you
  1068. I don't think you realize what you mean to me
  1069. Not the slightest clue
  1070. 'Cause me and you were like a crew, I was like your sidekick
  1071. You gon' either wanna fight when I get off this fuckin' mic
  1072. Or you gon' hug me, but I'm outta options
  1073. There's nothin' else I can do 'cause—
  1074. I'm about to lose my mind
  1075. You've been gone for so long
  1076. I'm runnin' out of time
  1077. I need a doctor, call me a doctor
  1078. I need a doctor, doctor
  1079. To bring me back to life
  1080. It hurts when I see you struggle, you come to me with ideas
  1081. You say they're just pieces, so I'm puzzled
  1082. 'Cause the shit I hear is crazy
  1083. But you're either gettin' lazy or you don't believe in you no more
  1084. Seems like your own opinions, not one you can form
  1085. Can't make a decision, you keep questionin' yourself
  1086. Second guessin' and it's almost like you're beggin' for my help
  1087. Like I'm your leader, you're supposed to fuckin' be my mentor
  1088. I can endure no more, I demand you remember who you are
  1089. It was you who believed in me when everyone was tellin' you
  1090. Don't sign me, everyone at the fuckin' label, let's tell the truth
  1091. You risked your career for me, I know it as well as you
  1092. Nobody wanted to fuck with the white boy
  1093. Dre, I'm cryin' in this booth
  1094. You saved my life, now maybe it's my turn to save yours
  1095. But I can never repay you, what you did for me is way more
  1096. But I ain't givin' up faith, and you ain't givin' up on me
  1097. Get up, Dre, I'm dyin', I need you
  1098. Come back, for fuck's sake, 'cause—
  1099. I'm about to lose my mind
  1100. You've been gone for so long
  1101. I'm runnin' out of time
  1102. I need a doctor, call me a doctor
  1103. I need a doctor, doctor
  1104. To bring me back to life
  1105. Bring me back to life
  1106. Bring me back to life
  1107. I need a doctor, doctor
  1108. To bring me back to life
  1109. Commentary: |-
  1110. <i>cookiefonster:</i>
  1111. We were in a big hurry to have art for the Doctor Remix album finished, and as many people as possible had to participate and throw in art, even if it sucks. So I drew this piece of crap art on MS Paint. See also the track art for [[track:witch-doctor|Witch Doctor]].
  1112. ---
  1113. Track: Baby Doctor (Savior of the Waking Baby)
  1114. Artists:
  1115. - daXfactorz
  1116. Cover Artists:
  1117. - Aryll
  1118. Duration: '01:43'
  1119. URLs:
  1120. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/baby-doctor-savior-of-the-waking-baby
  1121. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvZnEvdRImE
  1122. Art Tags:
  1123. - John
  1124. - Dave
  1125. - Skaia
  1126. - Prospit
  1127. - Derse
  1128. Referenced Tracks:
  1129. - The Baby is You
  1130. - Doctor
  1131. - Savior of the Waking World
  1132. Sampled Tracks:
  1133. - The Baby is You
  1134. - Doctor
  1135. - Savior of the Waking World
  1136. Lyrics: |-
  1137. Babies, babies, babies
  1138. Babies, babies, babies
  1139. Babies, babies, babies
  1140. Babies, babies, babies
  1141. Babies, babies, babies
  1142. Babies, babies, babies
  1143. Babies, babies, babies
  1144. Babies, babies, babies
  1145. I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
  1146. I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
  1147. I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
  1148. I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
  1149. I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
  1150. I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
  1151. I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
  1152. I'm havin' a baby and the baby is you!
  1153. Babies, babies, babies
  1154. Babies, babies, babies
  1155. Babies, babies, babies
  1156. Babies, babies, babies
  1157. Babies, babies, babies
  1158. Babies, babies, babies
  1159. Babies, babies, babies
  1160. Babies, babies, babies
  1161. Babies, babies, babies
  1162. ---
  1163. Track: The One The Doctor Couldn't Save
  1164. Artists:
  1165. - Griever
  1166. Cover Artists:
  1167. - Iftrycus
  1168. Duration: '02:38'
  1169. URLs:
  1170. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-one-the-doctor-couldnt-save
  1171. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhnJCOEOzzY
  1172. Art Tags:
  1173. - Jhon
  1174. - LoWaS
  1175. Referenced Tracks:
  1176. - Doctor
  1177. - 『SPLASH FREE』50% OFF Cover
  1178. - Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver
  1179. Sampled Tracks:
  1180. - Doctor
  1181. - 50% OFF Episode 2 - Late For Anime School - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqPGXJed-PY
  1182. - 『SPLASH FREE』50% OFF Cover
  1183. - 50% OFF Episode 8 - So Hot But So Crazy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCQ2vXI3KzA
  1184. - Eridan's United States of Wwhatevver
  1185. Lyrics: |-
  1186. (Oh you like that, don't you, you dirty f—ing ocean. Oh, you can't wait for me to get inside you, huh? Huh? Oh you f—ing slut, you are so, wet!)
  1187. Make us free na splash! (<i>A splash that makes us free!</i>)
  1188. Kasaneta hikari no kontorasuto abite (<i>Bask in the contrast of the overlapping light</i>)
  1189. Feel so free na kyō tobikomu (<i>Feel so free today, dive right into</i>)
  1190. Oretachi no brand new blue, yeah (<i>Our brand new blue, yeah</i>)
  1191. Omou yō ni sei! Sei! Sei! A-oh! (<i>True to myself as I dive! Dive! Dive!</i>)
  1192. Jibunrashiku kick! Kick! Kick! A-oh! (<i>My own style in my kick! Kick! Kick!</i>)
  1193. Tsukamitai nda pull! Pull! Pull! A-oh! (<i>I want to know that feeling, so pull! Pull! Pull!</i>)
  1194. Todoki-sō na deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free! (<i>It's just within reach, the deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free!</i>)
  1195. [Unintelligible] Yeah!
  1196. What up sluts it's ya boy NG
  1197. Bout to drop a rhyme on these bitch buoys
  1198. Sho' 'nuff, I'm shota tough (Hah)
  1199. Haters always on me 'cause they think I'm just small stuff
  1200. Kiddie pools, swam up from the bottom now I'm killin' fools
  1201. Thug Life anime school
  1202. Catch me stuntin' with my Iwatobi crew (What?)
  1203. Makoto, Rei and my boy Haru
  1204. Splash! Flow just like water and cash!
  1205. Call me H2-oh, damn!
  1206. Other MCs get straight up tidal wave slammed! (Ha, ha)
  1207. My gang goes ham and when you see us swimmin' better know we're in demand!
  1208. Rackin it up top shelf La Croix, yo crew is on sale, 50% off! (Ruh!)
  1209. Make us free na splash! (Uh, hahahah, yeah!) [Unintelligible] (<i>A splash that makes us free!</i>)
  1210. Kasaneta hikari no kontorasuto no naka (What, that's right, uh, uh, uh, uh) (<i>Amid the contrast of overlapping light</i>)
  1211. Itsu made mo owaranai (<i>This moment will last forever</i>)
  1212. Natsu ni me o korashite yeah (You my man! Yeah! Yeah!) (<i>Set your sights on summer</i>)
  1213. Omoiomoi ni sei! Sei! Sei! A-oh! (What up!) (<i>True to myself as I dive! Dive! Dive!</i>)
  1214. Te o nobashita deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free! (<i>Hands outstretched to the deep! Deep! Deep! Splash free!</i>)
  1215. (Hahahaha)
  1216. (Haru, look! Water!)
  1217. (Haru, we can't get in.)
  1218. (Yeah, it's probably too cold. You'll get sick.)
  1219. (You know what I'm sick of? All your sh—t, Haru! I'm assuming direct control!)
  1220. (Haru, no! G-gimme that!)
  1221. (Oh my god, he's got a gun!)
  1222. (Everyone step away from the brain!)
  1223. (He shot Haru!)
  1224. (That's right, I'm in charge now!)
  1225. (Haru? We're gonna throw the tablets in the water now.)
  1226. (Yes. I am Haru.)
  1227. (Ooh that's probably not good.)
  1228. (Wwhatevver.)
  1229. Commentary: |-
  1230. <i>Griever:</i>
  1231. This wasn't very good. Probably one of my worst songs, and you'll be seeing a lot better in later albums. Spoilers, there's more. They're not even that ironic, really. At least this song is a joke about how Octopimp left, but then I used lines that weren't even voiced by Octopimp anyways. So...yeah. Look, just read Jojostuck.
  1232. ---
  1233. Track: Witch Doctor
  1234. Directory: witch-doctor
  1235. Artists:
  1236. - Difarem
  1237. Cover Artists:
  1238. - cookiefonster
  1239. Duration: '01:25'
  1240. URLs:
  1241. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/witch-doctor
  1242. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cF1SfqJfzs
  1243. Referenced Tracks:
  1244. - Tribal Ebonpyre
  1245. - Doctor
  1246. Sampled Tracks:
  1247. - Tribal Ebonpyre
  1248. Commentary: |-
  1249. <i>cookiefonster:</i>
  1250. I didn't know what else to do for this track art so I edited an image from my Detective Pony dramatic reading. Did I mention that you should stop whatever you're doing right now and read [Detective Pony](https://archiveofourown.org/works/2427119/)? It's an absolute work of art.
  1251. ---
  1252. Track: Troubleshooter
  1253. Artists:
  1254. - Makin
  1255. Cover Artists:
  1256. - miraculousAvantgarde
  1257. Duration: '01:06'
  1258. URLs:
  1259. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/troubleshooter
  1260. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOlVx_6bkfU
  1261. Art Tags:
  1262. - John
  1263. Referenced Tracks:
  1264. - Doctor
  1265. Sampled Tracks:
  1266. - Windows XP i guess????
  1267. Commentary: |-
  1268. <i>Makin:</i>
  1269. I used a MIDI and a Mario Paint soundfont of Windows XP errors to make this. PS: Windows is still better than Linux and OS X, deal with it nerds.
  1270. ---
  1271. Track: Liquid Doctor
  1272. Artists:
  1273. - Shwan
  1274. Cover Artists:
  1275. - XenoZane
  1276. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  1277. Duration: '02:01'
  1278. URLs:
  1279. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/liquid-doctor
  1280. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL8zFaBDkbM
  1281. Art Tags:
  1282. - Jack Noir
  1283. - Dacronian Dignity
  1284. - Rubs Juice
  1285. - Hrates Bocars
  1286. - 'cw: blood'
  1287. Referenced Tracks:
  1288. - Liquid Negrocity
  1289. - Doctor
  1290. Sampled Tracks:
  1291. - Liquid Negrocity
  1292. - Doctor
  1293. Commentary: |-
  1294. <i>XenoZane:</i>
  1295. Don't let Spades Slick "operate" on you
  1296. ---
  1297. Track: Medical Practitioner
  1298. Artists:
  1299. - Kusoro
  1300. Cover Artists:
  1301. - NyashAlex
  1302. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  1303. Duration: '01:55'
  1304. URLs:
  1305. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/medical-practitioner
  1306. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOyE_G7FMHM
  1307. Art Tags:
  1308. - Jhon
  1309. - Dabe
  1310. - Dadd
  1311. Referenced Tracks:
  1312. - Doctor
  1313. - Warhammer of Zillyhoo
  1314. Commentary: |-
  1315. <i>NyashAlex:</i>
  1316. I like making photos of buildings and drawing women on the windows of hospitals.
  1317. ---
  1318. Track: American Doctor
  1319. Artists:
  1320. - cookiefonster
  1321. Cover Artists:
  1322. - miraculousAvantgarde
  1323. Duration: '01:38'
  1324. URLs:
  1325. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/american-doctor
  1326. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lySRq9wRT9w
  1327. Art Tags:
  1328. - John
  1329. Referenced Tracks:
  1330. - Doctor
  1331. - Endless Climb
  1332. - Good Morning U.S.A.
  1333. Commentary: |-
  1334. <i>cookiefonster:</i>
  1335. My brother wanted me to make an American Dad theme song remix, and this is what I came up with.
  1336. ---
  1337. Track: Dr. de Bruin
  1338. Artists:
  1339. - Wights End
  1340. Cover Artists:
  1341. - Tetroxideo
  1342. Duration: '02:41'
  1343. URLs:
  1344. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-de-bruin
  1345. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfm2dbnOuyk
  1346. Referenced Tracks:
  1347. - Doctor
  1348. ---
  1349. Track: Doctorlovania
  1350. Artists:
  1351. - VulkanShawl
  1352. Cover Artists:
  1353. - VulkanShawl
  1354. Duration: '00:47'
  1355. URLs:
  1356. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctorlovania
  1357. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91_RLfVyCQU
  1358. Art Tags:
  1359. - John
  1360. - 'cw: blood'
  1361. Referenced Tracks:
  1362. - Doctor
  1363. Commentary: |-
  1364. <i>VulkanShawl:</i>
  1365. Actually the theme was a dumb Doctor Remix soundfont swap. But I'm going to talk about the track art instead. It was my first "serious" art. I thinked "What would be a nice [[flash:3297|[S] Wake]] reference that is not Vriska or Jack?" Welp. Feferi cut in two. I just changed Feferi for John. Changing head and skin colour and the dress colour. (Yeah. John with a Dress.) Actually i like it so much. *insert [[track:gangnam-style|gangnam style]] or triple q joke here*
  1366. ---
  1367. Track: Doc in ruins
  1368. Artists:
  1369. - Shwan
  1370. Cover Artists:
  1371. - VulkanShawl
  1372. Duration: '01:47'
  1373. URLs:
  1374. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doc-in-ruins
  1375. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTHrHwtv4HY
  1376. Art Tags:
  1377. - John
  1378. Referenced Tracks:
  1379. - track:ruins-undertale
  1380. - Doctor
  1381. - Hero's End
  1382. - track:ruins
  1383. - Lotus
  1384. Commentary: |-
  1385. <i>Shwan:</i>
  1386. It was a rushed song to finish the album with meme numbers and also ruins from JKDFJKundertale i my favorite song. It has a very unique melody and there are no specific chords for it so i put it with doctor and it turns out as i expected. But then i rememebr there is a song called Ruins from JKDSJKVol 5 homestuck too and i just put it there. It doesnt stand out as much but its still pretty fine. It was really late and i was quite tired so i just rip the drums from asdfjasHero's End (Cave Story) and put it in. Nice and neat. It was fun after all. The second part i thought was boring to just put in the same first part so i added Lotus from vol 5 also.
  1387. ---
  1388. Track: Doct̸̢̨̀o̴̕r̵
  1389. Directory: doct-o-r
  1390. Artists:
  1391. - Interrobang
  1392. Cover Artists:
  1393. - bobthetacocat
  1394. Cover Art File Extension: jpg
  1395. Duration: '01:10'
  1396. URLs:
  1397. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doct-o-r
  1398. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GUi5VXeGNE
  1399. Art Tags:
  1400. - LoWaS
  1401. Referenced Tracks:
  1402. - Doctor
  1403. Commentary: |-
  1404. <i>Interrobang:</i>
  1405. I made this the day that songs for Volume 5 were due, when we thought we were one or two songs short from 52 tracks, 52 being a prime CANWC music team M E M E N U M B E R. So, I threw this together in Musescore by abusing [[artist:mrcheeze|MrCheeze's]] Doctor MIDI, and then took it to Audacity to do the panning. The plugin used for that was 'Random Panning', which can be found on the Audacity Wiki under 'Nyquist Plugins'. I highly recommend it.
  1406. <i>bobthetacocat:</i>
  1407. So it all started when a few people were asking about who on the team could create glitch art. After I metaphorically raised my hand, we started throwing up ideas for a potential [[track:doctor-remix-remix|Doctor Remix Remix]] cover art (which never happened.)
  1408. Eventually, interrobang came up to me and asked if i could make Doctor glitch art. I accepted, and after some mumbo jumbo that no one cares about and some pixel sorting, I had a widescreen glitched picture of Doctor. I then put it into a cinematic framing, where the picture stands now.
  1409. ---
  1410. Track: i need an abumbalnce!!.mp3
  1411. Artists:
  1412. - Discfortune
  1413. Cover Artists:
  1414. - bobthetacocat
  1415. Duration: '02:16'
  1416. URLs:
  1417. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-need-an-abumbalnce-mp3
  1418. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HUqe3HW3G8
  1419. Art Tags:
  1420. - Jhon
  1421. - Dabe
  1422. - Cool and New Music Team
  1423. - LoWaS
  1424. - Prospit
  1425. - Derse
  1426. Referenced Tracks:
  1427. - Doctor
  1428. - rose pragnant
  1429. Sampled Tracks:
  1430. - Doctor
  1431. - rose pragnant
  1432. Lyrics: |-
  1433. (Oh my God, I hate Garageband so much.) (i came as fast as i could)
  1434. Commentary: |-
  1435. <i>Discfortune:</i>
  1436. I've been meaning to get at something deeper with my music. After much deliberation, I decided to funnel all of my efforts into i need an ambulance!!.mp3 in order to express a statement that I think resonates with all of us—Mortality. I think it's important to recognize that our time here on Earth is very limited and that it can be ripped from us in an instant. As you can see from the eight measure of the song, which clearly references René Magritte's "The Human Condition", I've chosen to greatly emphasize the notion of joy as well. Another thing to keep in mind is the odor of the piece: An earthy aroma paired with a metallic ring. This is very much intentional, as it links the two themes I have mentioned in a sort of harmonic matrimony rarely seen in daily life.
  1437. Let's discuss the process of creating this work. Crucial to the progression of the song was deciding how to link the sections before and after the bridge portion (which served as a cheeky allusion to the 50 Shades series). I had tried out several options including a reverse phonograph output drive and a theremin turned upside-down before settling on a much more humble choice. You can hear the results for yourself. However, perhaps the greatest hurdle to overcome was deciding on what colors to use for the instrument tracks. To this day I am uncertain if I have chosen correctly.
  1438. The few instances where the listener may catch glimpses of the track titled Doctor were added in the interests of "spicing up" the tracklist. this is a running theme throughout the album.
  1439. This piece was recorded with a live orchestra. You can reach them here: itsthenewyeah.com
  1440. ---
  1441. Track: Penumbra Phantasm By Toby Fox (Featuring "Radiation")
  1442. Artists:
  1443. - ostrichlittledungeon
  1444. Cover Artists:
  1445. - yazshu
  1446. Duration: '04:40'
  1447. URLs:
  1448. - https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phantasm-by-toby-fox-featuring-radiation
  1449. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofssCixM6Tc
  1450. Art Tags:
  1451. - Toby Fox
  1452. - LoWaS
  1453. Referenced Tracks:
  1454. - Endless Climb
  1455. - Penumbra Phantasm
  1456. - Doctor
  1457. - Showtime (Original Mix)
  1458. - Windchime Foley
  1459. Sampled Tracks:
  1460. - Windchime Foley
  1461. Commentary: |-
  1462. <i>ostrichlittledungeon:</i>
  1463. Haha I'm [[group:toby-fox|Toby "Radiation" Fo]]—actually I'm just ostrichlittledungeon in disguise. Uh. Yeah. I don't have much else to say about this other than this track was fun to make and I hope you enjoyed it. Cool. Bye. Also I mastered the album which is also cool but if your ears hurt because I didn't smooth something out well I'm sorry.
  1464. <i>Bambosh:</i> (commentary collector)
  1465. are you tho??