Album: C A N W A V E 2
Directory: canwave-2
Date: January 20, 2017
Date Added: September 16, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/c-a-n-w-a-v-e-2
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr9cmV0uFZucLU6p2gwJ9edU
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Toby Fox
- Cool and New Music Team
Cover Art File Extension: png
Track Art File Extension: png
Banner Artists:
- Makin
Banner Dimensions: 1100x216
Banner File Extension: jpg
Wallpaper Artists:
- Makin
Wallpaper File Extension: jpg
Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 1;'
Color: '#ff00ff'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    In a dystopian (but not implausible) future, America has fallen to ruins under the tyrannical hand of President Donald J. Trump. Can Jhon save the country from further disaster, or will he perish in the attempt?
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Section: Main album
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Track: Intro
Directory: intro-canwave-2
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Contributors:
- Bambosh (narration)
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '03:07'
Referenced Tracks:
- The Star-Spangled Banner
- Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental)
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/intro
- https://youtu.be/ZPF7apY4C6A
Lyrics: |-
    (The year is 2020. President Trump has led our nation into one of the worst econonic recessions in the history of the Earth. Imigrants are pouring through the southern border. Just look at that chaos! If you thought the econony was bad with Obana in charge, think again! And not only has Trump destroyed the country, but he's running for re-election! His challenger? Representative Cory Booker from New Jersey. It's up to the intrepid Jhon Ebgret to make his way to the White House and assassinate the president, evil Trump, so that he can finally have Cory in the House! Is he a bad enough dude to off the President of the United States himself? Don't turn that dial! It's... CANWAVE TWOOOOOO!)
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Track: I Wanted So Much More
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Art Tags:
- Kanaya
Duration: '03:41'
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- Flare (With Vocals)
Sampled Tracks:
- Flare
- Flare (With Vocals)
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/i-wanted-so-much-more
- https://youtu.be/YMC-pmtAbSA
Lyrics: |-
    I wanted so much more
    Than a game we were born to lose
    I wanted so much more

    Things fall apart so easily
    They break away at the seams
    And it seems
    This is the life I was fated to lead
    Dreams dead in the water
    And you ought to let them pass

    So many things I wanted to do
    So many dreams
    Left for dead in the water
    Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go
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Track: Shrouded in Specre, a Light Appears
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Duration: '01:08'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:null-vol8
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/shrouded-in-specre-a-light-appears
- https://youtu.be/-DzaCuzDZGg
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Track: G A M E R E C L I P S E
Directory: gamer-eclipse
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Duration: '04:15'
Referenced Tracks:
- Lunar Eclipse
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Sampled Tracks:
- Lunar Eclipse
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/g-a-m-e-r-e-c-l-i-p-s-e
- https://youtu.be/eOioPqI6uig
Lyrics: |-
    Alright bros, are you ready?
    It's time for the one, the only, GameBro!
    He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine
    The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms
    Are you sure you're ready for this?
    Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go

    The Ga-

    GameBro is here and he's got the games
    All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame
    He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school
    And he's got just a few cheat codes for you
    There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down
    That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown
    He's got every game beat and skills that sweet
    But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite

    Uh!
    Do it, do it, do it, do it!
    Uh!
    Do it, do it, do it, do it!
    Alright!

    (Go, go, go, go, go, go, go GameBro)
    (Go, go, go, go, go, go, go GameBro)

    Uh!
    Do it, do it, do it, do it!
    Uh!
    Alright!
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Track: F L A R E (Doomed Timeline Ver.)
Directory: flare-doomed-timeline-ver
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Green Sun
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '06:30'
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
Sampled Tracks:
- Flare
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/f-l-a-r-e-doomed-timeline-ver
- https://youtu.be/lomwI78aRAY
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Track: c o u r s e r w a v e
Directory: courserwave
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Becquerel
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:51'
Referenced Tracks:
- Courser
Sampled Tracks:
- Courser
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/c-o-u-r-s-e-r-w-a-v-e
- https://youtu.be/ikdY9xo4Ne0
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Track: '[reverie vaporwave]'
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Art Tags:
- Caliborn
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '05:18'
Referenced Tracks:
- Reverie
- track:frost-vol6
- Coursing
- Black
- Cobalt Thief
- Doctor
- Candles and Clockwork (Alpha Version)
- FantasyP
- Liquid Negrocity
- Derse Dreamers
- track:game-over
- Flare
Sampled Tracks:
- Reverie
- track:frost-vol6
- Coursing
- Black
- Cobalt Thief
- Doctor
- Candles and Clockwork (Alpha Version)
- FantasyP
- Liquid Negrocity
- Derse Dreamers
- track:game-over
- Flare
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/reverie-vaporwave
- https://youtu.be/rd-0pJIOb6g
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Track: 'psych0ruins 2: ultra sp00py 0_0'
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Aradia
- 'cw: body horror (abstract)'
Duration: '03:00'
Referenced Tracks:
- psych0ruins
Sampled Tracks:
- psych0ruins
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/psych0ruins-2-ultra-sp00py-0-0
- https://youtu.be/bu7-KBgexjY
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Track: ＢＡＬＬＡＤＷＡＶＥ
Directory: balladwave
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Cover Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Felt Manor
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '03:57'
Referenced Tracks:
- The Ballad of Jack Noir
Sampled Tracks:
- The Ballad of Jack Noir
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/--12
- https://youtu.be/QQKNFo_Gwsc
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Track: licord midnight
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- MaketheC
Duration: '02:29'
Referenced Tracks:
- licord nacrasty
- Liquid Negrocity
Sampled Tracks:
- licord nacrasty
- Liquid Negrocity
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/licord-midnight
- https://youtu.be/OhOTkM7XxKY
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Track: Ｃｌｏｕｄｓ ｏｆ Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ
Directory: clouds-of-aesthetic
Artists:
- Dream Narwhal
Cover Artists:
- Dream Narwhal
Art Tags:
- Skaia
Duration: '02:24'
Referenced Tracks:
- Skies of Skaia
Sampled Tracks:
- Dial-up tones
- MacOS SFX
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/--14
- https://youtu.be/EaMOEzvRvtQ
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Track: Fuck you Basset
Artists:
- Greenagon
- Iftrycus
- koykoy13
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
- Iftrycus
- Greenagon
Duration: '01:01'
Referenced Tracks:
- Slums of Basset
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fuck-you-basset
- https://youtu.be/Zb9A3aww0A0
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Track: The Thirteenth Minute
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Duration: '01:50'
Referenced Tracks:
- The Thirteenth Hour
Sampled Tracks:
- The Thirteenth Hour
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-thirteenth-minute
- https://youtu.be/T0db0tlB_Cg
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Track: Keyboardmashequins
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- Vrasky
Duration: '00:58'
Referenced Tracks:
- Keyboard Combos
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/keyboardmashequins
- https://youtu.be/Q9dgDBTmaDI
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Track: Triphopvania
Artists:
- William Leonard
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- Vriska
Duration: '01:05'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Moon Age
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/triphopvania
- https://youtu.be/xvI8nNux_H4
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Track: Oppa Toby Seizure
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Toby Fox
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '04:12'
Referenced Tracks:
- The Nutshack Intro
- Oppa Toby Style
Sampled Tracks:
- The Nutshack Intro
- Oppa Toby Style
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/oppa-toby-seizure
- https://youtu.be/4oFTTAbL828
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Track: Dirkwave
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Cover Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Art Tags:
- Dirk
Duration: '01:38'
Referenced Tracks:
- Dirkhestra
Sampled Tracks:
- Dirkhestra
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dirkwave
- https://youtu.be/qJkIwO0YeSY
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Track: T H I S S O N G L A S T S U N T I L 3 A M
Directory: this-song-lasts-until-3-am
Artists:
- loading
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- Snowman
Duration: '05:03'
Referenced Tracks:
- Three in the Morning
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/t-h-i-s-s-o-n-g-l-a-s-t-s-u-n-t-i-l-3-a-m
- https://youtu.be/MojVVicNPig
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Track: Inauguration
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Ephemerald
Duration: '01:44'
Referenced Tracks:
- track:dust-moon
Sampled Tracks:
- track:dust-moon
- Donald Trump Says China Remix
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/inauguration
- https://youtu.be/ufu6Vmp6a0U
Lyrics: |-
    Let's say China
    China China China ChiChina ChinaChina China
    ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChina ChinaChinaChina
    I have to have my China

    China China ChinaChinaChina China ChinaChinaChinaChina China
    China China and a ChinaChinaChinaChina China China
    I know China very well

    China China China ChinaChina
    China China China ChinaChina
    ChinaChinaChina I'm from ChinaChina
    China ChinaChinChina I have people that I know in
    China China China ChinaChina
    China China China ChinaChina
    ChinaChinaChina I'm from ChinaChina
    China ChinaChina I have people that I know in

    China China China
    ChinaChinaChinaChina
    China China China
    ChinaChinaChinaChina

    I've been saying China China China China China China
    China China China
    China, I like China
    I go to China ChinaChinaChinaChina China ChinaChina, ChinaChina
    China I go to China, China ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChina

    China China ChiChina, I go to China
    China China ChiChina, ChinaChina
    China, you went to China
    China China, get a job in China

    I know China, I love China, China China
    China ChiChina, China
    China China China China
    China all the time
    China China China China China!

    (And by the way, I love China.)
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Track: A N O T H E R J U N G L E
Directory: another-jungle-canwave
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- Yara
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: '00:54'
Referenced Tracks:
- Another Jungle
Sampled Tracks:
- Another Jungle
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-n-o-t-h-e-r-j-u-n-g-l-e
- https://youtu.be/tK6q4jcqw8A
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Track: ＣＲＥＡＴＡ．
Directory: creata-canwave
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Genesis Frog
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '01:43'
Referenced Tracks:
- Creata
- track:spleen-ruth-white
Sampled Tracks:
- Creata
- track:spleen-ruth-white
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/--13
- https://youtu.be/m49Bqe0My14
Lyrics: |-
    When the low, heavy sky weighs like a lid
    On the spirit aching for the light
    And when, embracing the horizon
    It pours on us a black day which is sadder than any night

    When the earth is turned into a dripping dungeon
    In which Hope, like a bat, flutters blindly
    And bruises its timid wing and tender head
    Against the walls and rotted ceilings

    When the rain, stretching down its long streaks of water
    Imitates the bars of an enormous prison
    And a silent throng of loathsome spiders come
    And weave their webs inside our brains

    Then suddenly, the bells swing angrily
    And hurl their hideous uproar into the sky
    Like a band of wandering spirits...
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Track: VriskaMad 8 K3YG3N - SBURB v413
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Vriska
Duration: '02:22'
Referenced Tracks:
- A Fairy Battle
Sampled Tracks:
- A Fairy Battle
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vriskamad-8-k3yg3n-sburb-v413
- https://youtu.be/2-xcDoy1WyA
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Track: It's Not Like I Like You or Anything (Baka)
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Art Tags:
- Meenah
Duration: '01:47'
Referenced Tracks:
- Hate You
Sampled Tracks:
- Hate You
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/its-not-like-i-like-you-or-anything-baka
- https://youtu.be/ZJ44uNkpZr0
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Track: T H E M E (AKA Ballad for Penumbra Phantasm)
Directory: theme-aka-ballad-for-penumbra-phantasm
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Cover Artists:
- cookiefonster
Art Tags:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '01:03'
Referenced Tracks:
- Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental)
Sampled Tracks:
- Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental)
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/t-h-e-m-e-aka-ballad-for-penumbra-phantasm
- https://youtu.be/OoZNBWXzBfk
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Track: X - V A P O R - N I G H T C O R E - R O M
Directory: x-vapor-nightcore-rom
Artists:
- Minish
Cover Artists:
- Minish
Art Tags:
- Kanaya
- Cool and New Music Team
Duration: '00:49'
Referenced Tracks:
- X - V A P O R - R O M
Sampled Tracks:
- X - V A P O R - R O M
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/x-v-a-p-o-r-n-i-g-h-t-c-o-r-e-r-o-m
- https://youtu.be/HX19P9n4ffo
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (Perplexed)
    This is a nightcore remix (speed-up) of a vaporwave remix (slow-down) of [[track:xrom]] by Toby Fox. Does it reference the original song, or does it reference the vaporwave remix? To sample, or not to sample, that is the question.
    I guess I'll just write the most stupid interpretation in.
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Track: Median
Directory: median-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Contributors:
- Bambosh (narration)
- GoomFloops (voice acting)
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '01:22'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/median
- https://youtu.be/yHJyrga1roo
Lyrics: |-
    (jhon had been traveling for many moons when he finally stumbled upon a secret entrance to the white house)
    (it was a long underground passageway that led from north dakota to the oval office)
    Oh boiy a consealed pasage,
    (jhon remarked stroking his hams)
    (I rely hope that it's takes me to the wit house,?)
    (If it isn't I'm am going to be an angery)
    (so jhon set off, ready to make his way to the president.)
    (and cure our nation)
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Track: Damara's Night Core
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- Damara
- Horrorterrors
- Cool and New Music Team
- Dream Bubbles
- Gate
Duration: '02:04'
Referenced Tracks:
- Havoc
- track:moshi-moshi
Sampled Tracks:
- Havoc
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/damaras-night-core
- https://youtu.be/4dAbM3VfY8E
Lyrics: |-
    (various Damara lines)
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Track: A Lamentful Walk Through the Sburban Plain
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: '15:33'
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
Sampled Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-lamentful-walk-through-the-sburban-plain
- https://youtu.be/SvBNclrDNWI
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Track: ダウン昇順720
Directory: ascend-720
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Skaia
Duration: '08:18'
Referenced Tracks:
- Ascend
Sampled Tracks:
- Ascend
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/720
- https://youtu.be/BTDLkkoGLyQ
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Track: Searching the Internet for Radiation
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Toby Fox
Duration: '01:46'
Referenced Tracks:
- Searching the Desert for Chiptunes
Sampled Tracks:
- Searching the Desert for Chiptunes
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/searching-the-internet-for-radiation
- https://youtu.be/_icUIYvp_lg
---
Track: Bridge of Stairs
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Sweet Bro
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '02:32'
Referenced Tracks:
- Bridge of Stars
Sampled Tracks:
- Bridge of Stars
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bridge-of-stairs
- https://youtu.be/87_JJlcnpnY
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Track: S K A I A N S H U F F L E
Directory: skaian-shuffle-canwave
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- greenTetrahedron
Art Tags:
- Carapacians
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '08:42'
Referenced Tracks:
- Skaian Shuffle
Sampled Tracks:
- Skaian Shuffle
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-k-a-i-a-n-s-h-u-f-f-l-e
- https://youtu.be/3eJnTJWFICc
---
Track: Vapordave2
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Cover Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Art Tags:
- Davesprite
Duration: '03:35'
Referenced Tracks:
- Davesprite2
Sampled Tracks:
- Davesprite2
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vapordave2
- https://youtu.be/UjE7gbb0oTU
---
Track: Ride Alone
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Artists:
- MaketheC
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: '03:25'
Referenced Tracks:
- Skaian Ride
Sampled Tracks:
- Skaian Ride
- Blade Runner
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ride-alone
- https://youtu.be/48O0l6L1rms
Lyrics: |-
    (I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.)

    (All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.)
---
Track: Cascasin
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: '07:19'
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- Savior of the Dreaming Dead (Cascade Cut)
- track:casin-glue70
- track:divinity-porter-robinson
- Cascading Events
- Black Hole / Green Sun
- Freefall
Sampled Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- Savior of the Dreaming Dead (Cascade Cut)
- track:casin-glue70
- track:divinity-porter-robinson
- Cascading Events
- Black Hole / Green Sun
- Freefall
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascasin
- https://youtu.be/YKU-NEBL_D0
Lyrics: |-
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    You're the one, the one for me

    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    You're the one, the one for me

    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    You're the one, the one for me

    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    You're the one, the one for me

    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    You're the one, the one for me

    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl and be
    Gives me her love
    Oh stay
    To please the girl
    You're the one, the one for me
---
Track: Liquid Nightcorecity
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Horrorterrors
- Jhon
- Dadd
- Dabe
- Derse
Duration: '01:40'
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
Sampled Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/liquid-nightcorecity
- https://youtu.be/BgOeDEcCl2I
---
Track: Bumper to Bumper... Eventually
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Artists:
- Skyplayer
Art Tags:
- Bowman
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '02:06'
Sampled Tracks:
- Bumper to Bumper
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bumper-to-bumper-eventually
- https://youtu.be/UoUCjMK71bQ
Lyrics: |-
    (Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, I'm Marvin.)
    (And I'm Fred, Marvin's brother.)
    (I am brother to Marvin, my name is Fred, this is Bumper to Bumper, a show about cars, and we're brothers!)
    (We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!)

    (Now, Fred, you're my brother.)
    (We're brothers.)
    (We're brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!)

    (Boy Marvin you really put the 'broth' back in brother.)
    (Fred, when you're right you're right.)
    (I happen to be eating soup, but for you, I'll stop.)

    Let's take a call. Hello, you're on Bumper to Bumper.)
    (Hi, I'm Amanda from Pittsburgh.)
    (Pittsburgh! That's hilarious!)
    (Isn't that the city of brotherly love?)
    (I am a hundred percent certain that it is!)
    (I think you might be thinking of Philadelphia.)
    (Sorry caller, you're going to have to speak up, I am currently eating soup off of the floor.)
    (My brother!)
    (Brothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!)
---
Track: Vapor Crusher (a.k.a. people have probably done this a million times)
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- Wheals
Duration: '02:20'
Referenced Tracks:
- Metal Crusher
Sampled Tracks:
- Metal Crusher
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vapor-crusher-a-k-a-people-have-probably-done-this-a-million-times
- https://youtu.be/VWqGy4JZjvE
---
Track: S Q U 3 4 K
Directory: squ34k
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Terezi
Duration: '02:42'
Referenced Tracks:
- Terezi Owns
Sampled Tracks:
- Terezi Owns
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-q-u-3-4-k
- https://youtu.be/_QrGKtfXePA
---
Track: TRICKSTER CRUSHER
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Contributors:
- Minish (Kazoo)
Cover Artists:
- SplitSuns
Duration: '00:36'
Referenced Tracks:
- Metal Crusher
Sampled Tracks:
- Metal Crusher
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/trickster-crusher
- https://youtu.be/aB3omloWT5A
---
Track: Snow Creation (Kick me off the team edition)
Artists:
- tempest2k
Cover Artists:
- Ahnock
Art Tags:
- Genesis Frog
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: '24:38'
Referenced Tracks:
- Creata
- Snow halation
Sampled Tracks:
- Creata
- Snow halation
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/snow-creation-kick-me-off-the-team-edition
- https://youtu.be/ogYj-LlUHkg
---
Track: Handling Trump's Utopia
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- Cecily Renns
- nights
- Wheals
Art Tags:
- Fresh Jimmy
Duration: '01:29'
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunsetter
- We Are Number One
- Donald Trump Says China Remix
- XP boogie
Sampled Tracks:
- Donald Trump Says China Remix
- XP boogie
- that one video of andrew hussie
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/handling-trumps-utopia
- https://youtu.be/BpZJzpN-l54
Lyrics: |-
    (If you can't handle me)
    (Handle me, handle me)
    (If you can't handle me)
    (At my, Donald Trump)
    (Don't, deserve me, deserve me) (China, china, china, china, china)
    (If you can't, handle me)
    (If you can't, handle me)
    (At my, Donald Trump)
    [unintelligible]
    (WE, are number one, number one)
    (These guys)
    (Donald Trump)
---
Track: BLΛNK JIMMEE
Directory: blank-jimmee
Artists:
- SplitSuns
Cover Artists:
- SplitSuns
- Hadron
Art Tags:
- Fresh Jimmy
Duration: '02:13'
Sampled Tracks:
- GameCube Startup
- Donald Trump lines
- Nintendo DS Startup
- Michael Bowman Remix
- Game Boy Advance Startup
- MacOS SFX
- Ugly Story
- Sburban Jungle
- Windows XP SFX
- Bop It!
- Flare (Cascade)
- Super Mario 64 Red Coin SFX
- Swing of the Clock
- Xbox 360 Startup
- Nintendo Wii SFX
- THX Noise
- Time Trax OST
- Honk
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bl-nk-jimmee
- https://youtu.be/SmhekifSgks
Lyrics: |-
    (We, build, build, a a a wall, wall, wall)
    (We, build, build, a a a wall, wall, wall) (Bowman, bowman, bowman, bobobobowman)
    (We, build, build, a a a wall, wall, wall) (I'm really really really really really rich)
    (We, build, build, a a a wall, wall, wall) (Bowman, bobowman, bobowman, bobobobo)

    (I need to build a wall)
Commentary: |-
    <i>SplitSuns:</i> (Composer)
    After releasing hit albums Blank Jimmee 0 and Blank Jimmee 1, the esteemed vaporwave artist/Donald Trump enthusiast "Blank Jimmee" (alias of the part-time sales-salamander/thief Fresh Jimmy) has hit it out of the park with his newest release, MAGA.
---
Track: All We're Gonna Get
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Lord English
- Rose
- Kanaya
- Jack Noir
Duration: '01:34'
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- Flare (With Vocals)
Sampled Tracks:
- Flare
- Flare (With Vocals)
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/all-were-gonna-get
- https://youtu.be/W-aP2qE2azk
Lyrics: |-
    [reversed]
    So many things I wanted to do
    So many dreams
    Left for dead in the water
    Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go

    Things fall apart so easily
    They break away at the seams
    And it seems
    This is the life I was fated to lead
    Dreams dead in the water
    And you ought to let them pass

    So many things I wanted to do
    So many dreams
    Left for dead in the water
    Drowned and gone, just smile and let them go

    But it seems that's all I'm gonna get
    It's best to forget
---
Track: Gunshow 2 Finale Part 1
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon (Poem and music)
Contributors:
- Bambosh (Narrator)
- Nicholas Nakano (Voice Acting, Trump)
- WHATISLOSTINTHEMINES (Voice Acting, Cain)
- XenoZane (Voice Acting, Toby)
- GoomFloops (Voice Acting, Jhon)
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '05:51'
Referenced Tracks:
- Gold Pilot
- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
- Fighting Spirit
- Flare
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
Sampled Tracks:
- Fighting Spirit
- Flare
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gunshow-2-finale-part-1
- https://youtu.be/w1WUovQ05iA
Lyrics: |-
    One bright summer morning, in mid-to-late June
    Our president Trump was holding a spoon
    He was eating a soup at the great dinner table
    With his fair wife Melania and his sons Cain and Abel
    Who these two children were was a mystery to them all
    They'd just shown up one day and proceeded to call
    The Trump couple their parents, though odd, yes, it seems
    Their coming was foreshadowed by one of Trump's dreams

    My dear children, Trump said, with a saccharine grin
    You seem to be getting uncommonly thin
    Please eat up your soup so your muscles get yuge
    I don't want to resort to any food subterfuge

    I don't want to eat soup
    Cain replied with great force
    I'd rather eat chocolate please, make it three-course

    How rude of a thing to demand, I must say
    Said our dear Donald Trump, though he gave the okay
    And when Cain was quite finished with stuffing his face
    He and Abel returned to their planet in space
    Once Melania had retired to her chamber upstairs
    Donald rapped on the wall in a pattern of squares
    A door opened up to a room filled with toys
    Though not ones that you'd give to small girls or small boys)
    On a bed in the center lay one young Toby Fox
    He looked up from his book and he tossed back his locks

    Hello my dear Donald, how was dinner today?
    Not great, I confess, though I do have to say
    Cain's aversion to food that would improve his health
    Is disturbing to me, it's a symptom of wealth

    That's very astute of you, Donald, dear sir
    I most definitely agree. I approve. I concur
    Now come take a seat here, next to me on our bed
    I'll make you feel better by giving you head

    But before Trump could take a step forward, just then
    A young boy with a rabbit interrupted their zen
    As he entered the room and he pointed at Trump
    I'm redy to figt, you plump grumpy lump

    Oh god, Andrew Hussie, what have you created?
    O's gone much too far with his SBAHJ lust unsated
    Now listen up Jhon, if you want to hurt Don
    You must go through me first, come at me, you prawn

    (Awww yeah. This is what people do before raps right? S L A B.)

    Yo my name's Toby Fox, please don't call me Radiation
    I created the nutshack and I made up Snow Halation
    I'll clear one thing up now—I'm not o, I'm his ex
    But now Trump's the only person with whom I'll have sex
    I've dedicated my life to creating awesome tunes
    My OST is better than Earthbound's, and Rollercoaster Tycoon's
    Andrew's Hussie's little Hiveswap is nothing to my two games
    But first Undertale, then its sequel, set my world into flames
    I shed blood, sweat, and tears to make it out of depression
    And now I come back to my lover's recession?
    Donald, baby, I still love you, but a great depression, jeez
    Anyway, I need some cash so buy my games please

    (Still going. [unintelligible])

    Now whether you're gay, bi, pan, libertarian, or straight
    you should buy my games cause the shipping's downright great
    And if you feel left out by my statement there
    Uh, you should buy them anyway, damn,I really love Flare.
    So yeah, I guess that's me and I'm done with this rap
    I think I flowed pretty well though my transitions were crap
    I'd also like to say.. uh, let's fight, come on
    I won't let anyone hurt my boyfriend, least of all a SBAHJ-y John
    (That line is still so fucking hard to say.)

    (Yaeh, ok.)
    Jhon brandished his bunny at Toby, his face
    As neutral as ever, as if stuck in place
    And Toby, his face pale as pale could be
    Remarked
    I have to use the toilet.. uhh brb!

    Then Jhon turned to Trump, his intentions made clear
    Trump's skin was beet red, and his eyes filled with fear
    Jhon pulled out a space gun and covered his eyes
    With a dark red headband of unusual size
    He grinned, his big buckteeth stretched out to the sides

    I'm think thats its time I change up the tides
    Your a pest your a dog your a bee your a louse
    I need to do Cory inside of the house

    Oh god no, I knew this would be how it ends
    At the end of my presidency, betrayed by my friends
    Jhon please, you know me, I'm no stranger to you

    But did Jhon even care?
    (Waht that buton do?)
---
Track: Gunshow 2 Finale Part 2
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon (Poem and music)
Contributors:
- Bambosh (Narrator)
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Duration: '05:58'
Referenced Tracks:
- Roundabout
Sampled Tracks:
- Roundabout
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/gunshow-2-finale-part-2
- https://youtu.be/VkW93TsqJ1c
Lyrics: |-
    A bang could be heard, followed by a loud woof!
    As Trump keeled over dead, and the room was soundproof
    But even as Jhon untied his headband...

    I'll...
Commentary: |-
    <i>ostrichlittledungeon:</i> (Composer)
    To be continued...
---
Section: Bonus Tracks
---
Track: Gunshow 2 Theme (Instrumental)
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: '01:56'
URLs:
- https://youtu.be/WqMGZ6H0cwc
Referenced Tracks:
- Explore
