Album: Cool and New Greatest Hits
Date: November 6, 2016
Date Added: August 18, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-greatest-hits
Cover Artists:
- Aryll
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Hecka Jef
- Jhon
- Hella Jeff
- John
Cover Art File Extension: png
Track Art File Extension: png
Wallpaper File Extension: png
Wallpaper Artists:
- Aryll
- Niklink (edits for wiki)
Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.6;'
Color: '#b536da'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    The first Cool and New Music Team compilation album.
    All songs remastered by [[artist:ostrichlittledungeon]] and unmastered by [[artist:cecily-renns]], with additions by [[artist:noisemaker]] to [[track:fake-fruit-fiesta-canwc-gh]] and by [[artist:ngame]] to [[track:three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix-canwc-gh]].
---
Track: can you give me a HAND
Directory: can-you-give-me-a-hand-canwc-gh
Duration: '02:36'
Cover Artists:
- Griever
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Jack Noir
Originally Released As: track:can-you-give-me-a-hand
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/can-you-give-me-a-hand-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqi_ZdJ1Tgk
---
Track: FOCUS
Directory: focus-canwc-gh
Duration: '02:41'
Originally Released As: track:focus-canwc-vol-7
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/focus-2
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Track: Ultralovania
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Aradia
Duration: '02:41'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultralovania
Referenced Tracks:
- track:megalovania-halloween
- Mayorlovania
Sampled Tracks:
- Mayorlovania
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    This is [[track:mayorlovania]] without mayor samples.
---
Track: Three in the Morning (4⅓ Hours Late Remix)
Directory: three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix-canwc-gh
Duration: '07:20'
Artists:
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- Ngame
Art Tags:
- Bowman
- Stutzman
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-morning-4-hours-late-remix
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvFjO-RXV34
Referenced Tracks:
- track:three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix
Sampled Tracks:
- track:three-in-the-morning-4-1-3-hours-late-remix
- BBC Nightly Stews
- Rice Bucket Challenge
- Comedy Santa
- Fun Train Time
- 'Harrison: An American Musical'
Lyrics: |-
    (My name is Constable "Meme Cubes" Houston, I will eat five BIG FUCKING SHIT-FILLED ADULT hat stores in one humdrum summer day, and then my crippling addiction to pornography will be buried alive.)

    (My name is Sheriff "Pasta Man" Stutzman, I will eat five my brother Marvin in one minute, and then my copy of the Live Action Super Mario Brothers Movie on DVD will be buried alive.)

    Always wear a coat, don't die

    BOO, BOO, here come de ghost
    I'm de voodoo priest from de skeleton coast
    Trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat, you'll be stomping your feet
    'Cause I'm sugarcane sweet with a Kingston beat

    WHOA-OA-OA-OA watch out, here come de ghoul
    I be spittin' out rhyme while you playing de fool
    I'm a treetop monsta, dat dance all rasta
    Going back to de island for de sticky-sweet ganja

    (I'm THINKING of a number. Between my buttocks. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score, and it happens to be 720. I'm THINKING of a number. Between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It happens to be 720. Which is my free credit score. This number is between my buttocks. This number I'm thinking. Is between 450 and 850.)

    Second age of steam

    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the best thing about morning
    Those colorful enchanting little specks
    They make my taste buds spring to life without the slightest warning
    In a way they never do when I eat Chex

    Oh Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are the breakfast I've been cravin'
    I shove 'em by the fistful in my trap
    They got vitamins and nutrients and even riboflavin
    And make Cocoa Puffs look like a bowl of crap

    Yeah Kellogg's Fruity Pebbles are a breakfast taste sensation
    They're tiny tasty munchable and sweet
    I'd like to start a bloody war and build a Pebbles nation
    And murder every other breakfast treat

    And the gallows will sway through the night
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    All cereals bow down in fright
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Sycophants and cowards flee
    From Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Captain Crunch on bended knee
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

    The balance of the world's askew
    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Promise revolutions new
    For Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    What cereal 'mongst other things
    But Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles
    Stays crunchy in the blood of kings?
    It's Fruity Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles

    (My compulsive masturbation, Sullivan! You and me, and my erectile dysfunction, Sullivan! Then I paint all the surfaces of the eggs, Sullivan! It's a mirror collage, Sullivan! DETROIT! THE PASTA CITY! The place was Russia. The year, was 1917. You're under arrest! Just kidding! I now have two complete sets of human teeth
    in
    side
    my
    head.)

    Bow, man
    Mimimichael (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
    Bo-bobo-bobo-bowman (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) (Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— Michael Bowman)
    I-i-is (Michael Bowma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-) Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
    Mi-chael-Bow-man...

    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)
    Bowman Bowman Bowman Bobobo— (Michael Bowman)

    Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman
    Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman
    Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman
    Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman
    Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman
    Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman
    Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman
    Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman
    Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-michael Bowman

    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD BACK YARD
    BACK YARD FUN!

    (I'm Toby "Radiation" Fox!)

    (That was the plan, to give you a— seven hundred and twenty— and you got one.)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    99% of this is just the original song, but it has five new references to fill otherwise empty space.
---
Track: Midnight Suffer
Directory: midnight-suffer-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:midnight-suffer
Duration: '02:26'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Veil
- Horrorterrors
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-suffer-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPwYMgKF-ek
---
Track: Dersite
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Duration: '01:47'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dersite
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0pcJNTn37k
Cover Artists:
- avocado
Art Tags:
- Carapacians
- Derse
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
- English
- Derse Dreamers
- Cascade (Beta)
- Courser
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    This was originally part of [[track:something-familiar]] but was split off into its own track for this Greatest Hits release.
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Track: Unintentional Touhou
Directory: unintentional-touhou-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:unintentional-touhou
Duration: '03:04'
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Hecka Jef
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-touhou-2
---
Track: Moshi Moshpit
Directory: moshi-moshpit-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:moshi-moshpit
Duration: '02:29'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Vrasky
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moshi-moshpit-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N3SVNuLNnM
---
Track: Transcend
Directory: transcend-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:transcend-canmt
Duration: '03:01'
Cover Artists:
- Skyplayer
Art Tags:
- Jhon
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/transcend-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCLZGr6Gg_Q
---
Track: Fake Fruit Fiesta
Directory: fake-fruit-fiesta-canwc-gh
Duration: '02:53'
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Art Tags:
- Feferi
- Eridan
- Gamzee
- 'cw: blood'
- 'cw: nazi symbology'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fake-fruit-fiesta-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XymKJjrr54
Referenced Tracks:
- track:fake-fruit-fiesta
Sampled Tracks:
- track:fake-fruit-fiesta
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    This track has been shortened and improved from the original.
---
Track: Feel (Good)
Directory: feel-good-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:feel-good
Duration: '02:16'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Femorafreack
- Rose
- Hecka Jef
- 'cw: cops'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/feel-good-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2myDAap5GI
---
Track: Formation
Directory: formation-canwc-gh
Duration: '03:50'
Originally Released As: track:formation
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QmggvzQpLs
---
Track: Cascante
Directory: cascante-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:cascante
Duration: '03:05'
Cover Artists:
- Ahnock
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascante-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjrtZgDIudw
---
Track: CANWCade (Alpha Mix)
Directory: canwcade-alpha-mix-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:canwcade-alpha-mix
Duration: '03:10'
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Art Tags:
- Jhon
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/canwcade-alpha-mix-2
---
Track: Fighting Spirit Redux
Directory: fighting-spirit-redux-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:fighting-spirit-redux
Duration: '03:44'
Cover Artists:
- Minkt
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dadd
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fighting-spirit-redux-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02VevlUHgX4
---
Track: Strife Mayhem
Directory: strife-mayhem-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:strife-mayhem
Duration: '05:39'
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/strife-mayhem-2
---
Track: Archagent Everlasting
Directory: archagent-everlasting-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:archagent-everlasting
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Dabe
- Jhon
Duration: '02:07'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/archagent-everlasting-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEcVhPnwytY
---
Track: Penumbra Phantasm by Toby Fox (feat. "Radiation")
Directory: penumbra-phantasm-by-toby-fox-featuring-radiation-canwc-gh
Duration: '04:40'
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Toby Fox
- LoWaS
Originally Released As: track:penumbra-phantasm-by-toby-fox-featuring-radiation
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/penumbra-phantasm-by-toby-fox-feat-radiation
---
Track: The Gemoni Mustard Blood
Directory: the-gemoni-mustard-blood-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:the-gemoni-mustard-blood
Duration: '02:04'
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Sollux
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-gemoni-mustard-blood-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4qH12U3O4g
---
Track: Timestop
Directory: timestop-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:timestop
Duration: '04:13'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- WV
- Ruined Earth
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/timestop-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXgz92zs-m8
---
Track: Flarezzzzzzz
Directory: flarezzzzzzz-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:flarezzzzzzz
Duration: '02:01'
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Jaed
- Hecka Jef
- Beq
- Rubs Juice
- Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite
- Gate
- 'cw: blood (abstract)'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flarezzzzzzz-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEI57ViYVnQ
---
Track: Postdoctoral Research Position
Directory: postdoctoral-research-position-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:postdoctoral-research-position
Duration: '05:10'
Cover Artists:
- Minkt
Art Tags:
- LoWaS
- Skaia
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/postdoctoral-research-position-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx2wd9HPEVg
---
Track: Black Yard, Green Fun
Directory: black-yard-green-fun-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:black-yard-green-fun
Duration: '02:23'
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Art Tags:
- Sollux
- 'cw: blood'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/black-yard-green-fun-2
---
Track: Harmonize
Directory: harmonize-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:harmonize-canmt
Duration: '05:55'
Cover Artists:
- jakkyr
Art Tags:
- John
- Rose
- Dave
- Jade
- Jack Noir
- Roxy
- Hrates Bocars
- Dacronian Dignity
- Rubs Juice
- Germy
- Vriska
- Terezi
- Dirk
- Horses
- Derse
- Skaia
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harmonize-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVMp10r3vl0
---
Track: 25x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Directory: 25x-showdown-combo-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:25x-showdown-combo
Duration: '04:13'
Cover Artists:
- Discfortune
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Dave
- Karkat
- Terezi
- Vriska
- Meenah
- Caliborn
- Jack Noir
- DD
- John's dad
- Lil Cal
- Skaia
- LoWaS
- Meteor
- Earth
- Ruined Earth
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/25x-showdown-combo-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOG0MpNa2Is
---
Track: Umbrella Tomato
Directory: umbrella-tomato-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:umbrella-tomato
Duration: '03:32'
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Art Tags:
- Jade
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/umbrella-tomato-2
---
Track: Dr. Pepper
Directory: dr-pepper-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:dr-pepper
Duration: '03:14'
Cover Artists:
- bobthetacocat
Art Tags:
- Skaia
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dr-pepper-2
---
Track: Stubborn Thr"o"es
Directory: stubborn-throes-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:stubborn-throes
Duration: '03:08'
Cover Artists:
- Ephemerald
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Rose
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/stubborn-throes-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QtXQ3ZdOk
---
Track: go down (cool and new Mix) (feat. John J “Damn, Now Those Are Some Tunes” Renns)
Directory: go-down-cool-and-new-mix-feat-john-j-damn-now-those-are-some-tunes-renns-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:go-down-cool-and-new-mix-feat-john-j-damn-now-those-are-some-tunes-renns
Duration: '04:34'
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Dabe
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/go-down-cool-and-new-mix-feat-john-j-damn-now-those-are-some-tunes-renns-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE0ugurvNBA
---
Track: SBOWBAN GLAMOUR
Directory: sbowban-glamour-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:sbowban-glamour
Duration: '03:24'
Cover Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Art Tags:
- Bowman
- Skaia
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sbowban-glamour-2
---
Track: CONFERANCE CALL~~LAST CONTACT~~
Directory: conferance-call-last-contact-canwc-gh
Duration: '08:12'
Originally Released As: track:conferance-call-last-contact
Cover Artists:
- Dap
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Jaed
- Dabe
- Rose
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/conferance-call-last-contact-2
---
Track: Spanish
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Cover Artists:
- Toast
Art Tags:
- Lord English
- Cool and New Music Team
Duration: '02:42'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/spanish
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inwLE84NnAc
Referenced Tracks:
- Tick
- Meet the Flintstones
- English
- Flare
- track:ruins
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    This was originally part of [[track:yet-cool-and-new]] but was split off into its own track for this Greatest Hits release.
---
Track: Cascadium
Directory: cascadium-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:cascadium
Duration: '06:41'
Cover Artists:
- jakkyr
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cascadium-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbgFl3swLRQ
---
Track: Admiral Bone-To-Pick
Directory: admiral-bone-to-pick-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:admiral-bone-to-pick
Duration: '03:17'
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/admiral-bone-to-pick-2
---
Track: Tick / Tock
Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Artists:
- Bambosh
- bobthetacocat
Art Tags:
- Swet Bro
- Momi
- Skaia
Duration: '01:00'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tick-tock
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bDwBkYk7es
Referenced Tracks:
- Tick
- Tock
Sampled Tracks:
- Tick
- Tock
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    The tracks [[track:tick]] and [[track:tock]] were combined into one track for this Greatest Hits release, as they were always meant to be.
---
Track: Drawing Deud
Directory: drawing-deud-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:drawing-deud
Duration: '03:09'
Cover Artists:
- Ephemerald
Art Tags:
- Rubs Juice
- Hrates Bocars
- Dacronian Dignity
- Jack Noir
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/drawing-deud-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8gff-A44EE
---
Track: Terexi
Directory: terexi-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:terexi
Duration: '01:26'
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
- Wights End
Art Tags:
- Terezi
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/terexi-2
---
Track: Vagabone
Directory: vagabone-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:vagabone
Duration: '02:04'
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- WV
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vagabone-2
---
Track: '!!~~~ the will to figt ~~~!!'
Directory: the-will-to-figt-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:the-will-to-figt
Duration: '05:15'
Cover Artists:
- Cloudaria
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- Denizens
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-will-to-figt-2
---
Track: The Endless Black
Directory: the-endless-black-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:the-endless-black-aka-clockwork-negrocity
Duration: '04:31'
Cover Artists:
- Ephemerald
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Rose
- Germy
- Jhon
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-endless-black
---
Track: Final Confrontation
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Cover Artists:
- nights
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: '02:16'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/final-confrontation
Referenced Tracks:
- track:game-over
- Sburban Jungle
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Explore
- Cascade (Beta)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    This was originally part of [[track:something-familiar]] but was split off into its own track for this Greatest Hits release.
---
Track: Recooled Return
Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Cover Artists:
- ostrichlittledungeon
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: '01:53'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/recooled-return
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsUqGYzj_GM
Referenced Tracks:
- Renewed Return
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    This is a completely new track made for the Greatest Hits album.
---
Track: A Very "O" Christmas
Directory: a-very-o-christmas-canwc-gh
Originally Released As: track:a-very-o-christmas
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
Duration: '06:41'
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-very-o-christmas-2
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOcTSnVTEk
