cromulon/cromulon.py

#!/usr/bin/python3

import random
from os.path import dirname
statements = [
    "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT",
    "I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT",
    "DISQUALIFIED",
    "*fartsound*"
]

if __name__ == "__main__":
    ROOT = dirname(__file__)
    cromulon = open(ROOT + "/cromulon.txt","r")
    print(cromulon.read())
    cromulon.close()
    print(" "*45 + statements[int(random.random()*100)%len(statements)])
    print("\n\n")