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  13. <h1>Dream</h1>
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  15. I had a really weird dream <a href="diary">today</a>.</p>
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  17. Grandma and the rest of the family were doing Tai Chi in a dirt road
  18. in front of our traditional Chinese house. Then, Grandma acted like
  19. something was wrong and ran into the house. When we went into the
  20. house to look for her, she wasn't there.</p>
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  22. It was getting dark out, so we stayed indoors the rest of the day.
  23. Once it was time to go to bed, we started experiencing strange
  24. things. Our house seemed like it was haunted. Some of us even saw
  25. spiritual orbs floating about in the darkness. None of us got any
  26. sleep that night.</p>
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  28. We got the impression that our ancestors were angry at us. Objects
  29. were being thrown violently across the house out of nowhere. We
  30. suspected it must be Grandma, because she went missing. Mom almost
  31. called paranormal investigators to cleanse the place.</p>
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  33. Some time during the next day, at noon, I had ripped the leg of my
  34. pants. One of my uncles told me to <q>just use ancestor magic</q>,
  35. like we had always done, but I was too suspicious of it in light of
  36. all the supernatural problems lately.</p>
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  38. So, I insisted on using the <samp>hem</samp> program. Everything
  39. seemed fine when it started. The nanobots were buzzing about my
  40. leg, presumably fixing my pants. But, I started to feel a spiritual
  41. presence. It was Grandma! So, I let her use the needle to stitch
  42. up my pant leg. But, the needle kept getting closer and closer to
  43. my skin, and it started to really tickle after that. Until I looked
  44. down, I thought it was nothing. Once I finally did, I saw a demon
  45. sawing my leg off! I screamed.</p>
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  47. I woke up from my deam.</p>
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  50. <p>Last updated: 2017-09-30 20:09:12 CDT.</p>
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