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- <h1>Dream</h1>
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- I had a really weird dream <a href="diary">today</a>.</p>
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- Grandma and the rest of the family were doing Tai Chi in a dirt road
- in front of our traditional Chinese house. Then, Grandma acted like
- something was wrong and ran into the house. When we went into the
- house to look for her, she wasn't there.</p>
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- It was getting dark out, so we stayed indoors the rest of the day.
- Once it was time to go to bed, we started experiencing strange
- things. Our house seemed like it was haunted. Some of us even saw
- spiritual orbs floating about in the darkness. None of us got any
- sleep that night.</p>
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- We got the impression that our ancestors were angry at us. Objects
- were being thrown violently across the house out of nowhere. We
- suspected it must be Grandma, because she went missing. Mom almost
- called paranormal investigators to cleanse the place.</p>
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- Some time during the next day, at noon, I had ripped the leg of my
- pants. One of my uncles told me to <q>just use ancestor magic</q>,
- like we had always done, but I was too suspicious of it in light of
- all the supernatural problems lately.</p>
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- So, I insisted on using the <samp>hem</samp> program. Everything
- seemed fine when it started. The nanobots were buzzing about my
- leg, presumably fixing my pants. But, I started to feel a spiritual
- presence. It was Grandma! So, I let her use the needle to stitch
- up my pant leg. But, the needle kept getting closer and closer to
- my skin, and it started to really tickle after that. Until I looked
- down, I thought it was nothing. Once I finally did, I saw a demon
- sawing my leg off! I screamed.</p>
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- I woke up from my deam.</p>
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