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  13. <h1>September 29, 2017</h1>
  14. <p id="disclaimer">
  15. <a href="#disclaimer">#disclaimer</a>: This is a detailed account of
  16. my day. If you don't want to read through a bunch of boring
  17. details, you don't have to read this. Go read the latest news
  18. on <a href="https://freepo.st/">Freepost</a>, or something.</p>
  19. <p id="bed">
  20. Like always, I woke up, made my <a href="#bed">#bed</a>, and got
  21. dressed. However, this morning, I had to fix more than the
  22. comforter, because the plush blanket underneath it was starting to
  23. become wrinkled.</p>
  24. <p id="breakfast">
  25. Once I got upstairs, I went to mom's bathroom to brush my teeth and
  26. comb my hair. While I was brushing my teeth, I got my oats started
  27. in the microwave for <a href="#breakfast">#breakfast</a>.</p>
  28. <p id="islam">
  29. I talked to <samp>refpga</samp> a little bit. He introduced me to
  30. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarek_Fatah">Tarek Fatah</a>,
  31. a Canadian activist for civil rights and reform
  32. of <a href="#islam">#islam</a>. He showed me
  33. a <a href="#talk">talk</a>
  34. with Tarek Fatah and how Hindus worship a <a href="#lingam">giant
  35. black dick</a> while Muslims kiss a <a href="#metalvagina">metal
  36. vagina</a>. I didn't believe him, until he showed me.</p>
  37. <figure>
  38. <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/lingam/">
  39. <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2406/lingam.png"
  40. id="lingam"
  41. alt="Picture of black lingam on yoni"/></a>
  42. <figcaption><a href="#lingam">#lingam</a></figcaption>
  43. </figure>
  44. <figure>
  45. <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/metal-vagina/">
  46. <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2407/metalvagina.png"
  47. id="metalvagina"
  48. alt="Picture of metal scuplture that looks like a vagina"/></a>
  49. <figcaption><a href="#metalvagina">#metalvagina</a></figcaption>
  50. </figure>
  51. <video id="talk" width="320" height="240" controls>
  52. <source src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2411/A_chat_with_Tarek_Fatah.medium.webm" type="video/webm">
  53. Video: <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/a-chat-with-tarek-fatah/">A chat with Tarek Fatah</a>
  54. </video>
  55. <p id="roadtrip">
  56. At around two in the afternoon, Mom asked me if I wanted to go on a
  57. <a href="#roadtrip">#roadtrip</a> to pick someone up. I said yes,
  58. so I might be away for a while. I hope I get to see my boyfriend,
  59. but I probably won't. I brought food and water with me: a Vitamin
  60. Water bottle full of water, two vegan muffins, and a McDougall
  61. tortilla soup cup.</p>
  62. <p>
  63. I returned at around five thirty-two in the afternoon. During my
  64. trip, I finished two leftover vegan muffins and wrote down
  65. a <a href="shoppinglist">grocery list</a> of a few things I've been
  66. missing on a napkin.</p>
  67. <p id="chalupa">
  68. While we were on the road, Mom got mad at me for disagreeing with
  69. her on whehter Taco Bell's <a href="#chalupa">#chalupa</a> had fresh
  70. or fried pita bread. She got unusually upset. It was weird.</p>
  71. <p id="badpun">
  72. Once I got home, someone and I got into an argument over a bad pun.
  73. The pun was with <q>deep fried</q> and <q>fries</q>, and I said it
  74. wasn't funny because fries already use the meaning of <q>deep
  75. fried</q>, so there's no double meaning and it's not
  76. funny. <a href="#badpun">#badpun</a></p>
  77. <p>
  78. It's almost six in the evening. Man, Mom seems really upset! I
  79. don't know why, though.</p>
  80. <p id="dinner">
  81. At six thirty-five, I made beans for burritos/tacos
  82. for <a href="#dinner">#dinner</a>. I emptied two cans of Taco Bell
  83. fat-free vegetarian refried beans and a whole package of taco
  84. seasoning into a storage container and microwaved it for three
  85. minutes with the lid over it. I had it in a white flour tortilla
  86. with salsa, because that's all I had.</p>
  87. <p>
  88. It took an hour or more to upload a video to my MediaGoblin
  89. account.</p>
  90. <p id="LaTeX">
  91. I rewrote my résumé from <a href="texresume/Caleb_H._Resume.pdf">the
  92. original word processor document</a> to a
  93. new <a href="#LaTeX">#LaTeX</a> format. I tried two
  94. templates, <a href="texresume/res2.pdf"><samp>res2</samp></a>
  95. and <a href="texresume/res9a.pdf"><samp>res9a</samp></a>. I chose
  96. to go with the latter.</p>
  97. <p>
  98. <a href="https://mcmackins.org/">Zerock</a> showed me a funny
  99. picture.</p>
  100. <figure>
  101. <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/sausage-express/">
  102. <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2412/sausageexpress.png"
  103. alt="Image from rollercoaster ride: Where exactly do you plan on taking my daughter tonight? SAUSAGE EXPRESS"
  104. id="sausageexpress"/></a>
  105. <figcaption><a href="#sausageexpress">#sausageexpress</a></figcaption>
  106. </figure>
  107. <p id="melbourne">
  108. An Australian and I are trying to figure out exactly how we both
  109. pronounce the word <a href="#melbourne">#melbourne</a>. He
  110. pronounced it /'mɛlbən/, and I pronounced it /'mɛl'bɔɹn/. I'm still
  111. wondering if he only stresses the first syllable, or if he also
  112. sometimes pronounces it /'mɛl'bə:n/. It turned out that he only
  113. pronounces it /'mɛlbən/, and that the other pronunciation is too
  114. British-sounding.</p>
  115. <p>
  116. Someone sent me a funny image:</p>
  117. <figure>
  118. <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/vote-for-nobody/">
  119. <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2413/votefornobody.medium.png"
  120. alt="Image: Vote for Nobody! NOBODY will keep election promises. NOBODY will listen to your concerns. NOBODY will help the poor and unemployed. NOBODY CARES! If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone. Nobody tells the truth."
  121. id="votefornobody"/>
  122. <figcaption><a href="#votefornobody">#votefornobody</a></figcaption>
  123. </figure>
  124. <p id="arbys">
  125. Someone showed me a cool piece of calligraphy using an unusual tool:
  126. a ketchup packet. (Well, it's an Arby's sauce packet, but that's not
  127. important. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/61moqn/can_arbys_stop_putting_their_weirdly_rude/">Arby's
  128. is extremely rude</a>, anyway.
  129. Forget <a href="#arbys">#arbys</a>.)</p>
  130. <figure>
  131. <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/arby-s-calligraphy/">
  132. <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2414/arbyscalligraphy.png"
  133. id="arbyscalligraphy"
  134. alt="Picture of ridiculous calligraphy done in ketchup packet, complete with illumination"/>
  135. <figcaption><a href="#arbyscalligraphy">#arbyscalligraphy</a></figcaption>
  136. </figure>
  137. <p>
  138. Huh. It seems that there's
  139. a <a href="https://blog.torproject.org/tor-browser-75a5-released">new
  140. Tor Browser release</a>.</p>
  141. <p>
  142. I found a vegan Indian cookbook at
  143. the <a href="http://xfmro77i3lixucja.onion/book/kRa1UXPhpXatxWXe">Imperial
  144. Library of Trantor</a>, on Tor. It's a well-designed site with lots
  145. of books. Very nice!</p>
  146. <p>
  147. While listening to TJ Kirk's video "1984 vs. 2013", I learned about
  148. the existence of
  149. the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_syphilis_experiment">Tuskegee
  150. experiments</a>. I also watched his video in support of 6 year old
  151. girl Coy Mathis, a trans kid.</p>
  152. <p>
  153. Another one of TJ's videos mentions the first bi female atheist
  154. member of Congress, who I noticed is very beautiful.</p>
  155. <figure>
  156. <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/1st-bi-congressman/">
  157. <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2416/1stbicongressman.medium.png"
  158. alt="Image of Congresswoman Kyrsten Sinema"
  159. id="bicongresswoman"/></a>
  160. <figcaption><a href="#bicongresswoman">#bicongresswoman</a></figcaption>
  161. </figure>
  162. <p id="nathan">
  163. I just realized: I haven't seen Nathan in a long time. I wonder
  164. when I <em>could</em> see him. Maybe we can get together with
  165. family around our birthdays.</p>
  166. <p id="bieber">
  167. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/comments/1ufcv6/why_doesnt_justin_bieber_look_canadian/">Why
  168. doesn't Justin Bieber look Canadian in South Park?</a></p>
  169. <p>
  170. Now that it's way too late (4am) and I'm thoroughly disappointed in
  171. my inability to have a good schedule, I will now go to sleep.</p>
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  174. <p>Last updated: 2017-09-30 04:08:15 CDT.</p>
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