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- <h1>September 29, 2017</h1>
- <p id="disclaimer">
- <a href="#disclaimer">#disclaimer</a>: This is a detailed account of
- my day. If you don't want to read through a bunch of boring
- details, you don't have to read this. Go read the latest news
- on <a href="https://freepo.st/">Freepost</a>, or something.</p>
- <p id="bed">
- Like always, I woke up, made my <a href="#bed">#bed</a>, and got
- dressed. However, this morning, I had to fix more than the
- comforter, because the plush blanket underneath it was starting to
- become wrinkled.</p>
- <p id="breakfast">
- Once I got upstairs, I went to mom's bathroom to brush my teeth and
- comb my hair. While I was brushing my teeth, I got my oats started
- in the microwave for <a href="#breakfast">#breakfast</a>.</p>
- <p id="islam">
- I talked to <samp>refpga</samp> a little bit. He introduced me to
- <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarek_Fatah">Tarek Fatah</a>,
- a Canadian activist for civil rights and reform
- of <a href="#islam">#islam</a>. He showed me
- a <a href="#talk">talk</a>
- with Tarek Fatah and how Hindus worship a <a href="#lingam">giant
- black dick</a> while Muslims kiss a <a href="#metalvagina">metal
- vagina</a>. I didn't believe him, until he showed me.</p>
- <figure>
- <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/lingam/">
- <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2406/lingam.png"
- id="lingam"
- alt="Picture of black lingam on yoni"/></a>
- <figcaption><a href="#lingam">#lingam</a></figcaption>
- </figure>
- <figure>
- <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/metal-vagina/">
- <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2407/metalvagina.png"
- id="metalvagina"
- alt="Picture of metal scuplture that looks like a vagina"/></a>
- <figcaption><a href="#metalvagina">#metalvagina</a></figcaption>
- </figure>
- <video id="talk" width="320" height="240" controls>
- <source src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2411/A_chat_with_Tarek_Fatah.medium.webm" type="video/webm">
- Video: <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/a-chat-with-tarek-fatah/">A chat with Tarek Fatah</a>
- </video>
- <p id="roadtrip">
- At around two in the afternoon, Mom asked me if I wanted to go on a
- <a href="#roadtrip">#roadtrip</a> to pick someone up. I said yes,
- so I might be away for a while. I hope I get to see my boyfriend,
- but I probably won't. I brought food and water with me: a Vitamin
- Water bottle full of water, two vegan muffins, and a McDougall
- tortilla soup cup.</p>
- <p>
- I returned at around five thirty-two in the afternoon. During my
- trip, I finished two leftover vegan muffins and wrote down
- a <a href="shoppinglist">grocery list</a> of a few things I've been
- missing on a napkin.</p>
- <p id="chalupa">
- While we were on the road, Mom got mad at me for disagreeing with
- her on whehter Taco Bell's <a href="#chalupa">#chalupa</a> had fresh
- or fried pita bread. She got unusually upset. It was weird.</p>
- <p id="badpun">
- Once I got home, someone and I got into an argument over a bad pun.
- The pun was with <q>deep fried</q> and <q>fries</q>, and I said it
- wasn't funny because fries already use the meaning of <q>deep
- fried</q>, so there's no double meaning and it's not
- funny. <a href="#badpun">#badpun</a></p>
- <p>
- It's almost six in the evening. Man, Mom seems really upset! I
- don't know why, though.</p>
- <p id="dinner">
- At six thirty-five, I made beans for burritos/tacos
- for <a href="#dinner">#dinner</a>. I emptied two cans of Taco Bell
- fat-free vegetarian refried beans and a whole package of taco
- seasoning into a storage container and microwaved it for three
- minutes with the lid over it. I had it in a white flour tortilla
- with salsa, because that's all I had.</p>
- <p>
- It took an hour or more to upload a video to my MediaGoblin
- account.</p>
- <p id="LaTeX">
- I rewrote my résumé from <a href="texresume/Caleb_H._Resume.pdf">the
- original word processor document</a> to a
- new <a href="#LaTeX">#LaTeX</a> format. I tried two
- templates, <a href="texresume/res2.pdf"><samp>res2</samp></a>
- and <a href="texresume/res9a.pdf"><samp>res9a</samp></a>. I chose
- to go with the latter.</p>
- <p>
- <a href="https://mcmackins.org/">Zerock</a> showed me a funny
- picture.</p>
- <figure>
- <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/sausage-express/">
- <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2412/sausageexpress.png"
- alt="Image from rollercoaster ride: Where exactly do you plan on taking my daughter tonight? SAUSAGE EXPRESS"
- id="sausageexpress"/></a>
- <figcaption><a href="#sausageexpress">#sausageexpress</a></figcaption>
- </figure>
- <p id="melbourne">
- An Australian and I are trying to figure out exactly how we both
- pronounce the word <a href="#melbourne">#melbourne</a>. He
- pronounced it /'mɛlbən/, and I pronounced it /'mɛl'bɔɹn/. I'm still
- wondering if he only stresses the first syllable, or if he also
- sometimes pronounces it /'mɛl'bə:n/. It turned out that he only
- pronounces it /'mɛlbən/, and that the other pronunciation is too
- British-sounding.</p>
- <p>
- Someone sent me a funny image:</p>
- <figure>
- <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/vote-for-nobody/">
- <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2413/votefornobody.medium.png"
- alt="Image: Vote for Nobody! NOBODY will keep election promises. NOBODY will listen to your concerns. NOBODY will help the poor and unemployed. NOBODY CARES! If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone. Nobody tells the truth."
- id="votefornobody"/>
- <figcaption><a href="#votefornobody">#votefornobody</a></figcaption>
- </figure>
- <p id="arbys">
- Someone showed me a cool piece of calligraphy using an unusual tool:
- a ketchup packet. (Well, it's an Arby's sauce packet, but that's not
- important. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/61moqn/can_arbys_stop_putting_their_weirdly_rude/">Arby's
- is extremely rude</a>, anyway.
- Forget <a href="#arbys">#arbys</a>.)</p>
- <figure>
- <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/arby-s-calligraphy/">
- <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2414/arbyscalligraphy.png"
- id="arbyscalligraphy"
- alt="Picture of ridiculous calligraphy done in ketchup packet, complete with illumination"/>
- <figcaption><a href="#arbyscalligraphy">#arbyscalligraphy</a></figcaption>
- </figure>
- <p>
- Huh. It seems that there's
- a <a href="https://blog.torproject.org/tor-browser-75a5-released">new
- Tor Browser release</a>.</p>
- <p>
- I found a vegan Indian cookbook at
- the <a href="http://xfmro77i3lixucja.onion/book/kRa1UXPhpXatxWXe">Imperial
- Library of Trantor</a>, on Tor. It's a well-designed site with lots
- of books. Very nice!</p>
- <p>
- While listening to TJ Kirk's video "1984 vs. 2013", I learned about
- the existence of
- the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_syphilis_experiment">Tuskegee
- experiments</a>. I also watched his video in support of 6 year old
- girl Coy Mathis, a trans kid.</p>
- <p>
- Another one of TJ's videos mentions the first bi female atheist
- member of Congress, who I noticed is very beautiful.</p>
- <figure>
- <a href="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/u/csh/m/1st-bi-congressman/">
- <img src="http://roaming-initiative.net/mediagoblin/mgoblin_media/media_entries/2416/1stbicongressman.medium.png"
- alt="Image of Congresswoman Kyrsten Sinema"
- id="bicongresswoman"/></a>
- <figcaption><a href="#bicongresswoman">#bicongresswoman</a></figcaption>
- </figure>
- <p id="nathan">
- I just realized: I haven't seen Nathan in a long time. I wonder
- when I <em>could</em> see him. Maybe we can get together with
- family around our birthdays.</p>
- <p id="bieber">
- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/comments/1ufcv6/why_doesnt_justin_bieber_look_canadian/">Why
- doesn't Justin Bieber look Canadian in South Park?</a></p>
- <p>
- Now that it's way too late (4am) and I'm thoroughly disappointed in
- my inability to have a good schedule, I will now go to sleep.</p>
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