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  1. # $NetBSD: README,v 1.2 1995/03/23 08:28:29 cgd Exp $
  2. # @(#)README 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
  3. The potentially offensive fortunes are not installed by default on BSD
  4. systems. If you're absolutely, *positively*, without-a-shadow-of-a-doubt
  5. sure that your user community wants them installed, whack the Makefile
  6. in the subdirectory datfiles, and do "make all install".
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  8. Some years ago, my neighbor Avery said to me: "There has not been an
  9. adequate jokebook published since "Joe_Miller", which came out in 1739 and
  10. which, incidentally, was the most miserable no-good ... jokebook in the
  11. history of the printed word."
  12. In a subsequent conversation, Avery said: "A funny story is a funny
  13. story, no matter who is in it - whether it's about Catholics or Protestants,
  14. Jews or Gentiles, blacks or whites, browns or yellows. If a story is genuinely
  15. funny it makes no difference how dirty it is. Shout it from the rooftops.
  16. Let the chips fall all over the prairie and let the bonehead wowsers yelp.
  17. ... on them."
  18. It is a nice thing to have a neighbor of Avery's grain. He has
  19. believed in the aforestated principles all his life. A great many other
  20. people nowadays are casting aside the pietistic attitude that has led them
  21. to plug up their ears against the facts of life. We of The Brotherhood
  22. believe as Avery believes; we have never been intimidated by the pharisaical
  23. meddlers who have been smelling up the American landscape since the time of
  24. the bundling board. Neither has any one of our members ever been called a
  25. racist. Still, we have been in unremitting revolt against the ignorant
  26. propensity which ordains, in effect, that "The Green Pastures" should never
  27. have been written; the idiot attitude which compelled Arthur Kober to abandon
  28. his delightful Bella Gross, and Octavius Roy Cohen to quit writing about the
  29. splendiferous Florian Slappey; the moronic frame of mind which, if carried
  30. to its logical end, would have forbidden Ring Lardner from writing in the
  31. language of the masses.
  32. -- H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"
  33. ... let us keep in mind the basic governing philosophy of The
  34. Brotherhood, as handsomely summarized in these words: we believe in
  35. healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if
  36. needs be.
  37. Needs be.
  38. -- H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"