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- # $NetBSD: Notes,v 1.2 1995/03/23 08:28:26 cgd Exp $
- # @(#)Notes 8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93
- Warning:
- The fortunes contained in the fortune database have been collected
- haphazardly from a cacophony of sources, in number so huge it
- boggles the mind. It is impossible to do any meaningful quality
- control on attributions, or lack thereof, or exactness of the quote.
- Since this database is not used for profit, and since entire works
- are not published, it falls under fair use, as we understand it.
- However, if any half-assed idiot decides to make a profit off of
- this, they will need to double check it all, and nobody not involved
- of such an effort makes any warranty that anything in the database
- bears any relation to the real world of literature, law, or other
- bizzarrity.
- ==> GENERAL INFORMATION
- By default, fortune retrieves its fortune files from the directory
- /usr/share/games/fortune. A fortune file has two parts: the source file
- (which contains the fortunes themselves) and the data file which describes
- the fortunes. The data fil always has the same name as the fortune file
- with the string ".dat" concatenated, i.e. "fort" is the standard fortune
- database, and "fort.dat" is the data file which describes it. See
- strfile(8) for more information on creating the data files.
- Fortunes are split into potentially offensive and not potentially
- offensive parts. The offensive version of a file has the same name as the
- non-offensive version with "-o" concatenated, i.e. "fort" is the standard
- fortune database, and "fort-o" is the standard offensive database. The
- fortune program automatically assumes that any file with a name ending in
- "-o" is potentially offensive, and should therefore only be displayed if
- explicitly requested, either with the -o option or by specifying a file name
- on the command line.
- Potentially offensive fortune files should NEVER be maintained in
- clear text on the system. They are rotated (see caesar(6)) 13 positions.
- To create a new, potentially offensive database, use caesar to rotate it,
- and then create its data file with the -x option to strfile(8). The fortune
- program automatically decrypts the text when it prints entries from such
- databases.
- Anything which would not make it onto network prime time programming
- (or which would only be broadcast if some discredited kind of guy said it)
- MUST be in the potentially offensive database. Fortunes containing any
- explicit language (see George Carlin's recent updated list) MUST be in the
- potentially offensive database. Political and religious opinions are often
- sequestered in the potentially offensive section as well. Anything which
- assumes as a world view blatantly racist, mysogynist (sexist), or homophobic
- ideas should not be in either, since they are not really funny unless *you*
- are racist, mysogynist, or homophobic.
- The point of this is that people have should have a reasonable
- expectation that, should they just run "fortune", they will not be offended.
- We know that some people take offense at anything, but normal people do have
- opinions, too, and have a right not to have their sensibilities offended by
- a program which is supposed to be entertaining. People who run "fortune
- -o" or "fortune -a" are saying, in effect, that they are willing to have
- their sensibilities tweaked. However, they should not have their personal
- worth seriously (i.e., not in jest) assaulted. Jokes which depend for their
- humor on racist, mysogynist, or homophobic stereotypes *do* seriously
- assault individual personal worth, and in an general entertainment medium
- we should be able to get by without it.
- ==> FORMATTING
- This file describes the format for fortunes in the database. This
- is done in detail to make it easier to keep track of things. Any rule given
- here may be broken to make a better joke.
- [All examples are indented by one tab stop -- KCRCA]
- Numbers should be given in parentheses, e.g.,
- (1) Everything depends.
- (2) Nothing is always.
- (3) Everything is sometimes.
- Attributions are two tab stops, followed by two hyphens, followed by a
- space, followed by the attribution, and are *not* preceded by blank
- lines. Book, journal, movie, and all other titles are in quotes, e.g.,
- $100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at
- which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
- -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
- Attributions which do not fit on one (72 char) line should be continued
- on a line which lines up below the first text of the attribution, e.g.,
- -- A very long attribution which might not fit on one
- line, "Ken Arnold's Stupid Sayings"
- Single paragraph fortunes are in left justified (non-indented) paragraphs
- unless they fall into another category listed below (see example above).
- Longer fortunes should also be in left justified paragraphs, but if this
- makes it too long, try indented paragraphs, with indentations of either one
- tab stop or 5 chars. Indentations of less than 5 are too hard to read.
- Laws have the title left justified and capitalized, followed by a colon,
- with all the text of the law itself indented one tab stop, initially
- capitalized, e.g.,
- A Law of Computer Programming:
- Make it possible for programmers to write in English and
- you will find the programmers cannot write in English.
- Limericks are indented as follows, all lines capitalized:
- A computer, to print out a fact,
- Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
- But this output can be
- No more than debris,
- If the input was short of exact.
- Accents precede the letter they are over, e.g., "`^He" for e with a grave
- accent. Underlining is done on a word-by-word basis, with the underlines
- preceding the word, e.g., "__^H^Hhi ____^H^H^H^Hthere".
- No fortune should run beyond 72 characters on a single line without good
- justification (er, no pun intended). And no right margin justification,
- either. Sorry. For BSD people, there is a program called "fmt" which can
- make this kind of formatting easier.
- Definitions are given with the word or phrase left justified, followed by
- the part of speech (if appropriate) and a colon. The definition starts
- indented by one tab stop, with subsequent lines left justified, e.g.,
- Afternoon, n.:
- That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted
- the morning.
- Quotes are sometimes put around statements which are funnier or make more
- sense if they are understood as being spoken, rather than written,
- communication, e.g.,
- "All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that
- keeps us sane."
- Ellipses are always surrounded by spaces, except when next to punctuation,
- and are three dots long.
- "... all the modern inconveniences ..."
- -- Mark Twain
- Human initials always have spaces after the periods, e.g, "P. T. Barnum",
- not "P.T. Barnum". However, "P.T.A.", not "P. T. A.".
- All fortunes should be attributed, but if and only if they are original with
- somebody. Many people have said things that are folk sayings (i.e., are
- common among the folk (i.e., us common slobs)). There is nothing wrong with
- this, of course, but such statements should not be attributed to individuals
- who did not invent them.
- Horoscopes should have the sign indented by one tab stop, followed by the
- dates of the sign, with the text left justified below it, e.g.,
- AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
- You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You
- lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be
- careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over
- and over again. People think you are stupid.
- Single quotes should not be used except as quotes within quotes. Not even
- single quotes masquerading as double quotes are to be used, e.g., don't say
- ``hi there'' or `hi there' or 'hi there', but "hi there". However, you
- *can* say "I said, `hi there'".
- A long poem or song can be ordered as follows in order to make it fit on a
- screen (fortunes should be 19 lines or less if at all possible) (numbers
- here are stanza numbers):
- 11111111111111111111
- 11111111111111111111
- 11111111111111111111 22222222222222222222
- 11111111111111111111 22222222222222222222
- 22222222222222222222
- 33333333333333333333 22222222222222222222
- 33333333333333333333
- 33333333333333333333 44444444444444444444
- 33333333333333333333 44444444444444444444
- 44444444444444444444
- 44444444444444444444
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