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  1. Album: Homestuck for the Holidays
  2. Cover Art: Lexxy
  3. Date: December 25, 2010
  4. Date Added: December 12, 2020
  5. Has Track Art: no
  6. Color: #b5d5fb
  7. Groups:
  8. - Homestuck Gaiden
  9. - Fandom
  10. Art Tags:
  11. - John
  12. - Rose
  13. - Dave
  14. - Jade
  15. - Squiddles
  16. URLs:
  17. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-for-the-holidays-unofficial-album
  18. - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLFAMWiDHVM2HPsgWu8_jAgF5qTHgeeOc
  19. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  20. Group: Main album
  21. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  22. Track: Time for a Story
  23. Artist: Nick Smalley
  24. Duration: 1:20
  25. URLs:
  26. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/time-for-a-story
  27. - https://youtu.be/u7PHEnU9YAo
  28. Lyrics:
  29. (Heya kiddos, it's your old pal, George the Conductor. Gather 'round, it's time for a story. Now and again, every single year, millions of Earth babies are born. But only one of the years that there has been in all of history has had a baby born who, inside of him, has had all the powers of a higher deity. It is on this god-child's birthday that everyone, more or less, will gather around with their families and buy expensive things for people they love dearly. Now, we in the Incipisphere celebrate Christmas too, oh no no no don't get me wrong, we love Christmas. But our Christmasses are a little bit different. You see, our Christmas time festivities don't have a-a Frosty o-or a Rudolph, because we don't accept the Christmas apocrypha as canonical, and we don't own radios because of how poor we are. So we don't know what a Frank Sinatra or-or a Bing Crosby is. But if you point your ears at the sky and listen, real real careful, on Christmas morning, you might just hear us Skaians singing our Christmas Carol.)
  30. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  31. Track: A Skaian Christmas
  32. Artist: Mark Hadley
  33. Duration: 2:22
  34. References:
  35. - track:skies-of-skaia
  36. URLs:
  37. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/a-skaian-christmas
  38. - https://youtu.be/VPB_PlYW89M
  39. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  40. Track: Anthem of Rime
  41. Artist: Solatrus, Nick Smalley
  42. Duration: 3:22
  43. References: Carol of the Bells, track:frost-vol6
  44. URLs:
  45. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/anthem-of-rime
  46. - https://youtu.be/AS9bJhBFXyY
  47. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  48. Track: Pachelbel's Gardener
  49. Artist: Robert J! Lake
  50. References: Canon in D, The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
  51. Duration: 3:58
  52. URLs:
  53. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/pachelbels-gardener
  54. - https://youtu.be/O0Pnv0AKM2U
  55. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  56. Track: Carefree Perigee
  57. Artist: Toby Fox
  58. Duration: 1:38
  59. References: Carefree Action
  60. URLs:
  61. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/carefree-perigee
  62. - https://youtu.be/sEFEEfJ0Rzk
  63. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  64. Track: The More You Know
  65. Artist: Nick Smalley
  66. Duration: 0:33
  67. URLs:
  68. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-more-you-know
  69. - https://youtu.be/69l-OnIJS5Y
  70. Lyrics:
  71. (Now you may start thinking to yourself, isn't it only people that celebrate Christmas? That's where I'd have to stop ya. And say, Christmas doesn't end with just people, it's species all over the world. Now I know a couple of 'em that live right under the sea. I think you know. I think I do too. And I think that they've got something they need to do.)
  72. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  73. Track: The Squiddles Save Christmas
  74. Artist: Alex Rosetti
  75. Duration: 2:46
  76. References: Squiddles!
  77. URLs:
  78. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-squiddles-save-christmas
  79. - https://youtu.be/YyGhvEWMyd4
  80. Lyrics:
  81. Hey everybody, let's all sing
  82. 'Cause the Squiddles just bought a Christmas tree
  83. Squiddle Squiddle Squiddle something Squiddle
  84. Something that rhymes with... more Squiddle
  85. Lalalalalalalalalalala
  86. Lalalalalalalala (Please help us, please help us)
  87. Lalalala (Please help us) Squiddle Squiddle
  88. (I think I had too much eggnog...) (Could it be?) (I think so!) (Nooo wayyyyy!) (Yeeeah!) (It's... NOG BABY!!!)
  89. (Yes my children it is I, Nog Baby. Lord and savior of the waking world. Thanks to my immaculate conception, I have been brought to you today to absolve you of your nog-related sins.)
  90. (Wooooow, that's cool!) (Very cool!)
  91. SQUIDDLES: [Hooting and hollering]
  92. NOG BABY: [Grumbles incomprehensibly]
  93. (Praise the lord!) (Lord and savior!)
  94. (Now my children. You better be careful! Because the Murky Brineswallow created a robotic Skipper Plumbthroat and he's out to ruin Christmas for EVERYBODY! Go get 'im!)
  95. (There he is! Let's attack him with a tickle fight!) [Unintelligible Squiddle bullshit]
  96. (ARRRRRR! SQUIDDLES! ARRRR SQUIDDLE-FUCKING SQUIDDLES IN MY FUCKING SHOE, HOW DID YOU EVEN FUCKING GET THERE? SQUIDDLE-FUCKING SQUIDDL-ARRRR! FUCKIN-ARRRR-SQUIDDLE! ARR-ARR-ARR-ARR-ARRRR! FUCKIN-FU ARR-FUCK FU-FU-FU-FU-FFFFFFFFFFF FUCKING SQUIDDLE-SQUIDDLE! ARR SQUIDDLE! FUCKING SQUIDDLES IN-ARRRRRR!)
  97. (GET OUT OF MY LIFE DAD)
  98. (AnD tO aLl A-)
  99. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  100. Track: Billy the Bellsuit Diver Has Something to Say
  101. Artist: Erik Scheele
  102. Duration: 3:26
  103. References: Tempus adest floridum, Squiddles!
  104. URLs:
  105. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/billy-the-bellsuit-diver-has-something-to-say
  106. - https://youtu.be/cRxCQv2nutw
  107. Lyrics:
  108. (Billy the Bellsuit Diver here to wish you all... a merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. [muffling] Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. [fully muffled] Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. [unmuffling] Merry Christmas to you and a happy New Year.)
  109. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  110. Track: Squiddly Night
  111. Artist: David Ko
  112. Duration: 1:01
  113. References: Silent Night
  114. URLs:
  115. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/squiddly-night
  116. - https://youtu.be/i50tv01mJvI
  117. Lyrics:
  118. Squeedle dee dee
  119. Squeedle dee dum
  120. All shall sing a Squiddly song
  121. Tangle Buddies live under the sea
  122. Lots of friendship for you and for me
  123. If you just go to sleep
  124. If you just go to sleep
  125. [Indecipherable demonic whispering]
  126. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  127. Track: The Santa Claus Interdimensional Travel Sleigh
  128. Artist: Nick Smalley
  129. Duration: 0:23
  130. URLs:
  131. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/the-santa-claus-interdimensional-travel-sleigh
  132. - https://youtu.be/rQSGIuPHQs0
  133. Lyrics:
  134. (It's time to let the Squiddles sleep. Sweet dreams! Did you know that Santa's magic doesn't just affect our planet? It stretches all across the universe. Let's peek in on some of the wonderous worlds that our jolly man in red has graced his presence on.)
  135. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  136. Track: Land of Light and Cheer
  137. Artist: Thomas Ferkol
  138. Duration: 1:53
  139. References: The First Noel, Clockwork Apocalypse
  140. URLs:
  141. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/land-of-light-and-cheer
  142. - https://youtu.be/fwqFAtNqWhA
  143. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  144. Track: Gog Rest Ye Merry Prospitians
  145. Artist: Thomas Ferkol
  146. Duration: 2:15
  147. References:
  148. - Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town
  149. - God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen
  150. - track:sburban-jungle
  151. URLs:
  152. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/gog-rest-ye-merry-prospitians
  153. - https://youtu.be/H1s0RX4ikfE
  154. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  155. Track: Carolmanthetime
  156. Artist: Erik Scheele
  157. Contributors: Robert J! Lake (intro production)
  158. Duration: 3:44
  159. References:
  160. - Carol of the Bells
  161. - God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen
  162. - track:doctor
  163. - track:showtime-piano-refrain
  164. URLs:
  165. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/carolmanthetime
  166. - https://youtu.be/pCWVB-AjnXk
  167. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  168. Track: Candlelight
  169. Artist: Robert J! Lake
  170. Track Art: Richard Browne
  171. Duration: 3:15
  172. References: Candles and Clockwork
  173. Art Tags:
  174. - The Felt
  175. URLs:
  176. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/candlelight
  177. - https://youtu.be/9G1ttVEPGN8
  178. Commentary:
  179. <i>Robert J! Lake:</i>
  180. I ruined this song with my voice
  181. Lyrics:
  182. I forgot to buy my last christmas gift
  183. The most important one of all
  184. And if my past record is any indication
  185. Then this is the last slip before the fall
  186. I'm alone, not where I want to be
  187. The only company I have is me
  188. I'm sleeping in another bed tonight
  189. In the space behind the candlelight
  190. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  191. Track: Oh, No! It's the Midnight Crew!
  192. Artist: Nick Smalley
  193. Duration: 0:28
  194. URLs:
  195. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/oh-no-its-the-midnight-crew
  196. - https://youtu.be/VlZHoHoiOa4
  197. Lyrics:
  198. (Now who's that coming up the hill? Aw that kinda looks like... oh no! It's the Midnight Crew!)
  199. (Wha-what's this? They brought their instruments? Aw, they're not here to hurt us, they're here to spread Christmas cheer! Let's listen in on Spades and the gang.)
  200. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  201. Track: Let it Snow
  202. Artist: Mark Hadley
  203. Duration: 1:31
  204. References: Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!
  205. URLs:
  206. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/let-it-snow
  207. - https://youtu.be/BaNH2BKfRKk
  208. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  209. Track: Hella Sweet
  210. Artist: Nick Smalley
  211. Duration: 0:17
  212. URLs:
  213. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/hella-sweet
  214. - https://youtu.be/UsxUACjWDiw
  215. Lyrics:
  216. (Aw, thanks fellas. You sure know how to put a smile on our faces. See you 'round! Now look who's here! It's Bro and Jeff!)
  217. (That's a mighty big sack you got there boys. What are you two planning?)
  218. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  219. Track: Shit, Let's Be Santa
  220. Artist: Robert J! Lake
  221. Duration: 2:33
  222. URLs:
  223. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/shit-lets-be-santa
  224. - https://youtu.be/GOMGiD6mWJM
  225. Lyrics:
  226. The snow is at our door now and I put on great boots
  227. It's time to shovel all this conksuck frozen soup
  228. When I'm finished with this I will put up all the lights
  229. And Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro will measure all the heights
  230. And fall into-
  231. Shit, let's be Santa
  232. I'll be your Mister Claus
  233. And we'll fade away on Christmas day
  234. In a jpeg compression loss
  235. Geromy and Peaches
  236. They're putting trimmings on the tree
  237. The star is meters off the ground
  238. How high does it have to be
  239. Shit, let's be santa
  240. I'll be your Mister Claus
  241. And we'll fade away on Christmas day
  242. In a jpeg compression loss
  243. Shit, let's be Santa
  244. Oh shit, let's be Santa
  245. Oh shit, let's be Santa
  246. Oh shit, let's be Santa
  247. Oh shit, let's be Santa
  248. Oh shit, let's be Santa
  249. Oh shit, let's be Santa
  250. Oh shit, let's be Santa
  251. Oh shit, let's be Santa
  252. I'll be your Mister Claus
  253. And we'll fade away on Christmas day
  254. In a jpeg compression loss
  255. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  256. Track: Choo Choo
  257. Artist: Nick Smalley
  258. Duration: 1:28
  259. URLs:
  260. - https://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/choo-choo
  261. - https://youtu.be/_dDEvkBEJoA
  262. Lyrics:
  263. (Alright alright, it sounds like you have a lot of work ahead of ya. Take care, Bro and Jeff! And so, we close on a very special celebration, of a very very special time of year. But don't you young'ins be fooled, oh no no. Christmas never really ends. In fact, it's only about 365 days left until the next big day! And in Santa time, that's only a few seconds. So kids, be good, and maybe next year Santa will bring you something extra special in the name of that magic infant from the very first year of modern days. And don't forget about us up here in the Incipisphere either, because children, we're always here to help. We're always looking out for you!)
  264. (Oh, it's time to get back to work! I hope you enjoyed the stories. Merry Christmas, and a happy, happy New Year, from your old pal, George the Conductor.)
  265. (I-is that it? Are we good? Is-did I get the line? Alright, okay.) (God.) (When's lunch?) (God damn.)
  266. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  267. Group: Bonus tracks
  268. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  269. Track: Oh God, Christmas!
  270. Artist: Lost in History
  271. Duration: 0:40
  272. References:
  273. - track:ohgodwhat
  274. URLs:
  275. - https://youtu.be/wN6DYiH6aws
  276. Lyrics:
  277. SQUIDDLES: God oh man, oh God oh man... oh God Christmas!
  278. Oh God, Christmas!
  279. Oh God, Christmas!
  280. Oh God, Christmas!
  281. Oh God, Christmas!
  282. Oh God, Christmas!
  283. Oh God... Christmas!
  284. Oh God, Christmas!
  285. Oh God, Christmas!
  286. Oh God, Christmas!
  287. Oh God, Christmas!
  288. GEORGE THE CONDUCTOR: Oh God, Christmas!
  289. Oh God, Christmas!
  290. Oh God, Christmaaaaas!! Aaaaaahhh!!
  291. Oh, God... Christmas
  292. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  293. Track: A Very Special Time
  294. Artist: Lost in History
  295. Duration: 0:38
  296. URLs:
  297. - https://youtu.be/apVVewzERd0
  298. Lyrics:
  299. Heya heya heya kids
  300. Gather 'round, it's time for Christmas
  301. Heya
  302. Heya
  303. Kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids
  304. Will gather around with their families and buy expensive things for people we don't accept
  305. Babies babies babies babies babies babies babies babies
  306. Babies babies babies babies babies babies Christmas babies
  307. [Indecipherable Christmassy sentence mixing]
  308. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  309. Track: Candles and Merry Gentlemen
  310. Artist: Solatrus
  311. Duration: 1:02
  312. References: Candles and Clockwork, Candlelight
  313. URLs:
  314. - https://youtu.be/TG0NSG8f1RY