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            "I randomly picked the **Two of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c02.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Three of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c03.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Four of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c04.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Five of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c05.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Six of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c06.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Seven of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c07.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Eight of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c08.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Nine of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c09.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Ten of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c10.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Jack of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c11.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Queen of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c12.png",
            "I randomly picked the **King of Clubs** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/c13.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Ace of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d01.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Two of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d02.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Three of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d03.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Four of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d04.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Five of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d05.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Six of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d06.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Seven of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d07.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Eight of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d08.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Nine of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d09.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Ten of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d10.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Jack of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d11.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Queen of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d12.png",
            "I randomly picked the **King of Diamonds** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/d13.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Ace of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h01.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Two of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h02.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Three of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h03.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Four of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h04.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Five of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h05.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Six of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h06.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Seven of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h07.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Eight of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h08.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Nine of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h09.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Ten of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h10.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Jack of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h11.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Queen of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h12.png",
            "I randomly picked the **King of Hearts** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/h13.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Ace of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s01.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Two of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s02.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Three of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s03.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Four of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s04.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Five of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s05.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Six of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s06.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Seven of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s07.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Eight of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s08.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Nine of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s09.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Ten of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s10.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Jack of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s11.png",
            "I randomly picked the **Queen of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s12.png",
            "I randomly picked the **King of Spades** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/s13.png",
            "I randomly picked the **The Jolly Nero** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/j01.png",
            "I randomly picked the **The Jolly Nero** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/j02.png",
            "I randomly picked the **The Jolly Nero** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/j03.png"
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            "I flipped a coin and it landed on **heads** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/penny/heads.png",
            "I flipped a coin and it landed on **tails** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/penny/tails.png"
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         "comment":"Die faces found via https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Dice_faces",
         "trigger":"roll 1",
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            "I rolled a one-faced die and got a **one** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/01.png"
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         "trigger":"roll 2",
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            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **one** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/01.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **two** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/02.png"
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      {
         "trigger":"roll 3",
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            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **one** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/01.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **two** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/02.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **three** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/03.png"
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      {
         "trigger":"roll 4",
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            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **one** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/01.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **two** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/02.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **three** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/03.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **four** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/04.png"
         ]
      },

      {
         "trigger":"roll 5",
         "messages":[
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **one** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/01.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **two** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/02.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **three** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/03.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **four** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/04.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **five** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/05.png"
         ]
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      {
         "trigger":"roll 6",
         "messages":[
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **one** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/01.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **two** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/02.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **three** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/03.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **four** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/04.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **five** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/05.png",
            "I rolled a six-faced die and got a **six** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/dice/06.png"
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      {
         "trigger":"www",
         "messages":[
            "> The WWW Project: <http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html>",
            "> ReallyRareWares: <https://www.rarewares.org/rrw/index.php>",
            "> Crap from the Past: <https://archive.org/details/cftp-playlists>",
            "> ate my balls: <http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/>",
            "> The Daniel From kent and Daniel Ate My BALLS Homepage: <https://owlman.neocities.org/atemyballs/>",
            "> Bongcheon-Dong Ghost: <https://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31>",
            "> Ghost in Masung Tunnel: <https://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=574303&no=50>",
            "> Cosmic Voyage: <https://cosmic.voyage/>",
            "> DOS haven: <http://www.doshaven.eu>",
            "> BlueMaxima's Flashpoint: <http://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/>",
            "> Melobytes: <https://melobytes.com/en/app/melobytes>",
            "> Online Sequencer: <https://onlinesequencer.net/>",
            "> miiiwu's site: <https://miiiwu.neocities.org>",
            "> BBC Cult Site: <https://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/>",
            "> Doctor Who - The Classic Series: <https://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/>",
            "> A Message for Marta (2001): <https://archive.org/details/AMessageForMartha>",
            "> TIL George called Yoko a bitch for eating one of his biscuits: <https://www.reddit.com/r/beatles/comments/4w0rhb/til_george_called_yoko_a_bitch_for_eating_one_of/>",
            "> MicroWiki: <https://micronations.wiki/wiki/Main_Page>",
            "> 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com: <http://111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com/>",
            "> Stop Hitler: <https://stophitler.neocities.org/>",
            "> Wikipedia nostalgia site: <https://nostalgia.wikipedia.org/wiki/HomePage>",
            "> yyyyyyy.info: <https://yyyyyyy.info/>",
            "> Make Frontend Shit Again: <https://makefrontendshitagain.party/>",
            "> ISoldPurple.com: <https://www.isoldpurple.com/>",
            "> Purple: <http://theoldpurple.com/>",
            "> Chao Garden!: <https://chao---garden.neocities.org/>",
            "> Hacked Homepages: <https://web.archive.org/web/20040820033931/http://www.onething.com/archive/>",
            "> Digital forensic facial reconstructions: <https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Digital_forensic_facial_reconstructions>",
            "> BBC News Pidgin: <https://www.bbc.com/pidgin>",
            "> Petit tube: <http://www.petittube.com/>",
            "> The Castles of Wales: <http://www.castlewales.com/>",
            "> Free Steam Keys: <https://www.freesteamkeys.com/>",
            "> Category:Artwork depicting Natalia Poklonskaya: <https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Artwork_depicting_Natalia_Poklonskaya>",
            "> Mia's clown site: <https://ollissuer.neocities.org/>",
            "> Sharpest ever view of the Andromeda Galaxy: <https://www.spacetelescope.org/images/heic1502a/zoomable/>",
            "> NHS Blood Quiz: <https://web.archive.org/web/20030201082032/http://www.blood.co.uk/pages/flash_questions.html>",
            "> Spaced Out: <http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/>",
            "> ⒶNNARCHIVE: <https://www.annarchive.com/>",
            "> Killed by Google: <https://killedbygoogle.com/>",
            "> The Malware Wiki: <https://malware.wikia.org/wiki/Main_Page>",
            "> Pen Island Pens: <http://penisland.net/>",
            "> Internet Bumper Stickers: <http://www.internetbumperstickers.com/>",
            "> Cool Fancy Text Generator: <https://coolsymbol.com/cool-fancy-text-generator.html>",
            "> My Phone History: <https://mowned.com/>",
            "> Phonebashing: <http://www.phonebashing.com/>",
            "> MOZILLA KICKS ASS!: <http://toastytech.com/good/>",
            "> Garfield comics: <http://pt.jikos.cz/garfield/>",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darvaza_gas_crater",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_McMillan_(smuggler)",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gloria_Ramirez",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Valley_Germans",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_Kris_Kremers_and_Lisanne_Froon",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denn%C5%8D_Senshi_Porygon",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Glocke_(hoax)",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Amy_Lynn_Bradley",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Ben_McDaniel",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Bobby_Dunbar",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Brandon_Swanson",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Frederick_Valentich",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Johnny_Gosch",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Larry_Griffin",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_Byers",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_German_balloon_escape",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duga_radar",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearances_of_Terrance_Williams_and_Felipe_Santos",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Zebb_Quinn",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Steven_Koecher",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Wood",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Slovik",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog_Riot",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elena_Mukhina",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmer_McCurdy",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_Dmitry",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Adams",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fido_(dog)",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flannan_Isles_Lighthouse",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_School_for_Boys",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Hayes_(jockey)",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globster",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Stink",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Boots",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashima_Island",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havana_syndrome",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck_murders",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historia_Regum_Britanniae",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoeryong_concentration_camp",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollinwell_incident",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_97_(video_game)",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_violations_in_Pinochet%27s_Chile",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_S._Thompson",
            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyatt_Regency_walkway_collapse",
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            "> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_Stewart_Gardner_Museum_theft",
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         "comment":"Still workiong on this, so yeah - Owly",
         "trigger":"fact",
         "messages":[
            "Did you know that the 32nd of December can and has happened in the past, most noticeably on 1980-12-32 for the British government due to funding reasons? The LearAvia Lear Fan aircraft test flight had British government “...funding that expired at the end of that year.” After the cancellation of a planned test flight on 1980-12-31 due to technical issues, the first prototype made its maiden flight on 1981-01-01, but the date was officially recorded by sympathetic British government officials as 1980-12-32."
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         "comment":"this is a comment. this will be ignored. By the way, I think this is the best one xDDDD - job",
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         "messages":[
            "> _Kid Kool_ is a game that's so bad, you wouldn't want to go wipe your ass on it. Your worst fucking enemies don't deserve to play this accursed, foul piece of garbage! Satan doesn't even have any games in Hell that are as wretched as this putrid shitload of fuck!",
            "> ***OH, MY GOD!!! OH, MY GOD! WHAT THE--?! THAT FUCKING BUFFALO JUST TOOK A FUCKING SHIT THROUGH MY FUCKING WINDOW!!! OH, MY FUCKING GOD, THERE'S SHIT AND FUCKING GLASS ALL OVER THE PLACE! WHERE IN THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?! OH, MY GOD!! NOW I GOTTA CLEAN ALL THIS SHIT UP! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!***",
            "> Wall Street Kid is a game about cash and stocks. Might as well fill my Christmas socks with trash and severed cat cocks!",
            "> This game better stop sucking ass, or else I'm gonna have to give it the finger. The middle finger!",
            "> I think it's a shitload of fuck!",
            "> Did I just die by walking into the fucking door!? Yeah. Everything kills you. Literally. Everything.",
            "> And, the games barely fit in the cartridge slot. It's like trying to stick your dick in a Cheerio.",
            "> And his full name is Solid Snake? Might as well just be Erect Cock!",
            "> The first thing you need to do when you turn this game on is go to the options and give yourself nine lives. You're gonna need 'em, because this game is hard as fossilized dinosaur dick.",
            "> So what you're seeing here is an emulated version of the Tiger Electronic Mortal Kombat, and now, it sucks balls in HD.",
            "> It's finally happened. For years I've been calling games ass. But here is a game _that's literally ASS!_",
            "> Seriously, the last thing I want to do after beating Sonic '06 is play more fuckin' Sonic '06! I'd rather rip every individual pube out of my scrotum with salad tongs than play this anymore!",
            "> The _Grim Reaper_ is in town... That's a problem.",
            "> It's not like I have to get the D, I don't even know what it does. But it ***pisses me off***, I feel like an ass! I can't let that go! I've feel like I've been fooled. It's like a test from the game programmers, a challenge, like: You put that D there, and I'm gonna figure out how you intend I get to it! ... I give up. There's a whole game ahead of me. Fuck the D; the D can ***suck my dick!***",
            "> ***EAT THIS, BITCH! YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH A MOOSE THROWING BOMBS!***",
            "> Drivin' around in fuckin' trucks!",
            "> ***THIS GAME IS DIARRHEA COMING OUT OF AN OLD WOMAN'S BLEEDING VAGINA! IT'S FUCKIN' TERRIBLE! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!***",
            "> This game blows ass, sucks duck cunt, fucking shit munchin' bunch of pile of... poop."
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         "messages":[
            "> “This is terrific,” Arthur thought to himself, “Nelson's Column has gone, McDonald's have gone, all that's left is me and the words Mostly harmless. Any second now all that will be left is Mostly harmless. And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well.”",
            "> Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his bestselling book, _Well That about Wraps It Up for God_.",
            "> The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have.",
            "> “Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.”",
            "> “Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.",
            "> The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner', but in fact the message was this: _So long, and thanks for all the fish._",
            "> The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as “a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes,” with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent. _[...]_ Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as “a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.”"
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      {
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         "messages":[
            "> **Cat**: [through a megaphone while on roller skates] Hello, hello, testing, testing, one one one, me me me! Attention all lady cats! I am feeling very very sexy! Can you hear me, lady cats? My body is available!",
            "> **Cat**: I hate to say it, but for once TransAm-wheel-arch-nostrils is right.",
            "> **Cat**: You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? “Hey, man! You threw the stick, you go get it yourself! I'm busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?”",
            "> **Lister**: 'Mr Arnold' isn't his name. His name's Rimmer, or 'smeghead', or 'dinosaur-breath', or 'molecule-mind', or on rare occasions when you wanna be really mega-polite to him, and we're talking mega polite here, on those exceptional circumstances you can call him 'arsehole'.",
            "> **Rimmer**: I loved that little lemming. I built him a little wall he could hurl himself off of.",
            "> **Rimmer**: Now kindly cluck off before I extract your giblets and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.",
            "> **Cat***: Wow! I've never been this close to women before. It makes me want to do something. But I don't know what it is. Whatever it is, I want to do a lot of it.",
            "> **Cat**: We ain't gonna find 'em. They're gone, buddy. But look on the bright side — they're gone, buddy!",
            "> **Rimmer**: [in response to a woman speaking to him backwards] Flob-a-dob blib blob bleeb!",
            "> **Rimmer**: Mayday, Mayday! I wonder why they call it “Mayday”? It's only a bank holiday. Why not “Shrove Tuesday”, or “Ascension Sunday”? Ascension Sunday, Ascension Sunday! 15th Wednesday after Pentecost, 15th Wednesday after Pentecost!",
            "> **Rimmer**: He told me that in a previous incarnation I was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch.",
            "> **Lister**: Well, I say let's get out there and twat it!",
            "> **Rimmer**: Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we gonna call ourselves? Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between “The League Against Salivating Monsters” or my own personal preference, which is “The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.” Erm, one drawback with that: the abbreviation is “CLITORIS.”",
            "> **Lister**: It needs killing! If that means I have to sacrifice my life in some stupid pointless way, then all the better!",
            "> **Kryten**: “Pub.” Ah, yes: a meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.",
            "> **Kryten**: [reading Hitler's diary] Things to remember: Stop milk, pay papers, invade Czechoslovakia!",
            "> **Kryten**: Oh, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!",
            "> **Lister**: Lister to Red Dwarf. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Brains in the anal region. Chin absent, presumed missing. Genitalia small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest.",
            "> **Lister**: I'll tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle.",
            "> **Lister**: Why would a haddock kill itself? ...Why am I even asking that question?",
            "> **The Cat**: We could all put our heads together and the bullet could go down the line!"
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         "messages":[
            "> You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.",
            "> It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.",
            "> Trap door crashes shut, and you hear someone barring it.",
            "> Suddenly, the rainbow appears to become solid and, I venture, walkable (I think the giveaway was the stairs and bannister).",
            "> Thank you very much. I was rather thirsty (from all this talking, probably).",
            "> What the heck! You won't make any friends this way, but nobody around here is to friendly anyhow. Gulp!",
            "> If you pray enough, your prayers may be answered.",
            "> Such language in a high-class establishment like this!",
            "> A hollow voice says “Fool”."
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         "messages":[
            "> **Richie**: Just think, Eddie: if we go even further back in time, we could do some really old material! Just think: I might get erections again!",
            "> **Richie**: Do you know I went to Yoga? I did! If I'd got up to level twenty I might have been able to fuck myself. As look would have it, I got to level thirteen, accidently sneezed and blew myself inside out. What I thought was a rather funky goatee beard turned out to be my pubic hair. I couldn't see it anyway though because I had two bollocks hanging in front of my eyes. I was in surgery three days, three whole days before the surgeons stopped giggling.",
            "> **Richie**: Marooned! Maroooned! Marooooooooned! Oh, God I wish I had a thesaurus.",
            "> **Richie**: You thorough and total wank biscuit!",
            "> **Eddie**: I'm also going to fleetingly return to the script, if that's alright with you.",
            "> **Eddie**: Oh, look! Knackers!",
            "> **Richie**: You stupid fucking ring-sausage!",
            "> **Richie**: Wait, there's something written on the side. _[reads]_ “Le Danger”...“Le Nuclear Bombe”. Shit, it's all in French.",
            "> **Eddie**: Rightey dokey matey bloke flap old salty seadog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano tuner, let's see you balls this one up!",
            "> **Richie**: I have excellent eyesight. Which is remarkable when you think about it.",
            "> **Eddie**: Righty-ho young Sonny Jim old fella-me-lad matey-skip me old pal from the briny, let's fill up the picnic hamper!",
            "> **Eddie**: Richard, I'm warning you. If you don't shut up and let me watch “Miss World” I'm going to stuff your head up your bum. And you'll spend the rest of your life wandering around on all fours looking for the light switch.",
            "> **Eddie**: Oh, shut up. Every day, yakkety bloody yak, on and on and on! Day in, day out - slime in this ear, slime in that ear! Just stop talking!"
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         "trigger":"python",
         "messages":[
            "> And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it”.",
            "> Oh, what I wouldn't give to be spat at in the face. I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face."
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         "messages":[
            "> This randomly picked comic is **Extra Fabulous Comics** by **Zach M** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/comics/efc_01.png",
            "> This randomly picked comic is **Extra Fabulous Comics** by **Zach M** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/comics/efc_02.png",
            "> This randomly picked comic is **Extra Fabulous Comics** by **Zach M** https://neozones.club/cyberbus/files/comics/efc_03.png",
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}